Howmanheyman

A cool dude like moi?

Sun's out and driving through Chillingham Road I saw my first sunshine charva of this summer bouncing along with his lass in finest tracka bottoms and no shirt. Skinny, (natch), with shaved back and sides and mop of hair on the top with shit tattoos and a spotty back.

If this was a Sunderland forum and you'd offered them the same sympathy you'd have saliva all over your cock at this point.

Never mind that shit, here's the real big news about Rafa..... .....he was invited to have a chat with the true Geordie!

Hard work but unreal the sheer scale of the ruins.

Just got back home from Roma and this is what I see turning the WiFi on in the house. Fuck you Michael Ashley, fuck you very much. Can't wait for the inevitable excuses why the club couldn't get sold and a 'we need to rally behind the club' from Moncur or someone like Shola when Terry Fuckwit is managing the team on a six year contract. Football genius strikes again.

100% convinced...... ......that you were breathing heavily through your mouth when you typed that.

I wouldn't even pay a tenner for some of our shirts from the last decade tbh.

Fish would've been crucified for less, tbh.

Alex, don't worry about it. But can I be the first to say 'you absolute tit'?

"MAKE SOME NOISE!!!!!" Ok, Alan, if you insist..... .....YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN A SHIT LERCAL DJ AND YOU'VE DONE WAY BETTER THAN YOUR PATTER WARRANTED!!!!..... ....But at least you chuckled at Doris who told you how long it took to get the shops and who she used to bump into whilst no doubt groaning to yourself that you couldn't cut her call. Cheers, Ginge, it's been reeeaally interesting. Don't let the door hit your arse as you eventually fuck off. Bye! Yours, A fan.

Anyone else reading it as ninety woin 92 in a strange brummie/Southern Irish accent?

"The truth is often stranger than fiction, wor kid, said the man who once nearly got stuck into Wendy Taylor but decided that business and pleasure shouldn't mix as she basically didn't want to know."

So he is capable of receiving sponsorship, not so great at giving it.

Anyone doing an Arnie and going back in time, terminator style, this is who you're looking for......

Would've been a lucky cunt if he did. I only got an orange at half time.

Never seen it. (Never will). Fucking hate 'reality' programmes or any bollocks with 'celebrity' in the title. I once heard two minutes of the first Geordie shore that the missus watched while I was in the next room. Horrendous. Fuck. That.

Sucker punch as well. Whilst he walks with his 'mates'. He's a proper little cunt, mind, even taking away his views. Has done very well out of it as well.

That last sentence is all that counts.

Your willy, essembee?

Tbf he's basically been retired since about 2006 so he's had plenty of time to put it on and he did come across as a bit of a lazy cunt apart from those infrequent bursts of speed. As an aside, can you imagine his come face and his monotone voice? "Yes. There it is. Owen shoots again and gets millions of his little strikers away. Mrs Owen never had a chance. Back of the net."

I'd..... What the fuck would I know? Good luck with it, Rob!