Howmanheyman

U ok hun?

LTA and Dazzler

Liverpool equalise with four minutes to go so they've got at least 9 (nine) minutes to get a winner as back payment for Coote slagging them off.

"Want some?" Man of the match, for me.

FMP

He played for Manchester United apparently?

I'm watching this drinking hot chocolate as Murphy does what he should've done before. 🎵 It started taking the piss 🎶

Isak's body language to the bench before didn't look great.

Just put the cunt on target Murphy FFS.

These are pony.

Dubs playing a blinder so far.

Bruno needs to fuck off with that shit.

Those Leicester fans 100% Tory brexiters.

Slow texter.

Can't believe that from isak.

It was a great move.

Great player that Murphy. Outstanding talent.

Our right hand side.

Why I, I completely resemble that remark!! (Other than the transfer talk, I take no notice of that).

Shots fired, eh?

Ah, thought I hadn't seen this kid for a while? Attaching himself to Almiron, coming over to the toon, getting his pipe well and truly serviced on twitter by some of our sershul media fans. He reminds me of Aled Jones new album, 'What am I going to do now my bollocks have dropped?' (but swap 'bollocks' for 'miggy').

"Fucking tell iz about it, wor kid! Times that by a thousand an aahl when you're the main source of information for black and white thirsty punters who like Depeche mode virtually said on top of the pops in the 80's once, they just can't get enough. This is where Alan Oliver's little black book of contacts for retro pieces comes into it's own, like. Ah'd be fucked if ah lost it."

Cilla in that video would've been about the same age as Kylie was here.... All night long indeed!