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I think palace are one of those clubs who don't like us tbh. I mean at the top, not just the gimps trying too hard in a part of one of their stands wearing black as though they think they're at an IRA funeral.

I'm not watching it. I take it it's MUTV and Neville's on? Same shit, different season.

Has someone on there, one of the saner ones, not initiated an intervention for this daft cunt, yet?

"What's up guys? Wewlcome to my channewl and my EXCLUSIVE news that The Cwonicle thwu Lee Wyder are weporting that a fourth bid has went in for Guehi! I'm cuwwently sitting in a twain as I wecord this, click on the link below for my deep dive weview of vis LNER twain and five burning questions about how you should act on a twain without pawental assistance."

EXCLUSIVE!!! UNITED REPORTED TO BE MAKING 4TH (FOURTH) BID FOR DEFENDER. Newcastle United are reported to be making another bid for Palace Centre half, Marc Guehi according to Sky Sports News. Yours, Lee 'Knight' Ryder. (There's always someone further down the transfer reporting chain. Always).

SSN is almost designed as if they're talking to the brain-dead. *Mind, she's absolutely stunning I've got to say, I almost** overlooked the generic, shit, SSN patter. **Almost.

The absolute comedy gold the MLFs churn out on a regular basis yet it's been a while since I've seen a post by @Howay with plenty of s scattered around. Hope he's/you're alright, mate?

This media stuff seems to be very much coming from Palace's end or the player's agent. Doesn't mean we're not after him but they couldn't hold their water by the looks of it?

Not my twitter summary tbh, CB9 follows too many duck eggs.

Flicking his hair. He's definitely flirting with you CT, you dirty man!

".....and so this was the grueling life and work conditions folk had to live with, it was a frankly demoralising existence, if people were lucky enough to escape it they absolutely did. Most people however weren't so fortunate to escape that life." Beamish Guide: "Sorry, when did you say this happened?" Player: "Last season. There's people I know can't mention the 'N' word after the cup fiasco." Beamish guide: "N? Newcas....." Player: "I SAID DON'T MENTION IT!"

You probably started it ya filthy animal!

I thought this was interesting..... Where were you? Where were you? Where were you in 1377? Where were you in 1377?

I'll be keeping well clear of you, then!

I just look at people as if they're Wassy and I've just found him sitting in my seat at SJP. Works for me.

Astronaut 1: "Fucks sake! I can't believe that now we're going to be here till February!" Astronaut 2 the Geordie: "Ah well, just think of the blob, man." [Rubs fingers and thumb together in the internationally accepted sign of coming into money]

I read very little of what McNulty says for a reason.

Speaking of Caulkin......

Also with this post, is this mackem suggesting the rest of the country can't see whatever the fuck is boiling their piss about the advert? "You wouldn't be advocating that the rest of the country 'just divven undastand wa' now would you, marra? Where have I heard that one before?"

I think hotels are missing a trick by not making 'gammon/cockney/mackem' free hotels so you don't have to listen to their shit. (When we go away it's usually a villa/bungalow but I'm just future proofing it for when/if we do hotels again).

When he starts off 'sadly' he actually has it spot on! He almost nails it at the end but fails to put two and two together. The same nation of other fans who always seem to hate the mags anaarrl like that video but I'm getting the feeling the fact that no cunt other themselves gave a fuck about their own shirt video is the real thing that's really getting on their titty fallars.

Looks to me the player wants the move and the chairman is trying to suck as much out of us as he can before he reluctantly sells the player who wants away. Can't blame him but can't be surprised if we play hardball as well.

I prefer Zippy's version tbh....