Howmanheyman

He just wants you to consider and remember some things.

.....DOG HITS ITV BUTTON INSTEAD OF BBC1 BUTTON. MAN FURIOUS.

Players play for Klopp and Pep and become better players for it, very much like players did twenty odd years ago for the scandalously underrated* Kevin Keegan. I agree completely about the 5-1 game, he looked like a little boy getting a lesson from the big lads and it's to his credit what he's achieved since. *Underrated by fans of other clubs and football supporters who weren't around to see the true context of what he did, where we came from and how he did it. You sometimes get the odd condescending look from the odd younger FIFA NUFC fan who only knows we were entertainers and thinks his biggest achievement was ranting 'I love it' whilst every Newcastle United fan cringed. If they were truly kids you'd want to box their lugs and send them off with a massive bollocking.

I'd say he's more hungry for fame and attention. (Not saying he's not after cash as well).

So Lee, how was the match today? Anything you noticed about the side or Bruce's tactics? Ok, err, thanks for that Lee, I'll err.....oh I tell you what! Can you get Mark Douglas to pop in with the match report instead, err, I mean with his piece about, err..... Blyth Spartans! Yes, that's it, Blyth Spartans. Cheers Lee.

Local boy managing his team in the premier League and doing a good job is a great story and all that but enough about Sheffield United, watching us lately is fucking painful. We're in big trouble next season if we do stay up as I can't see West Brom, Leeds and whoever all doing as shit. We'll be relying on someone like Brighton to be just as bad. Imagine this time next year? '.... No news on the alleged takeover from the Mysterious Middle Eastern Sheikh Uweve Bin Ahd but on the transfer front it's been a good window for Newcastle getting some cunt on loan who can't get a game, another cunt from that Europe on loan who can't get a game and £30m on some cunt nobody's heard of who's only 22 and the club's 14th midfielder in the squad but who can also play up front and might have a good sell on profit with luck. Back to you, Jim.'

Ashley's going fucking nowhere.

We've moved up to 10th place after that.

Dived to get a penalty.

Two league one clubs and a team who are going to be relegated look at least as good as us, if not better than us. I hope we win this but it's painful to watch.

With the risk of feeling the ire of J69...... it's been fucking shite so far and we're lucky Norwich haven't been a bit more clinical.

Dubravka stops it being 1-0.

Fleck. Robert Fleck.

I can't remember. Did Gazza score a free kick in this one or another v Norwich? (Or against Chelsea).

So what? We've got a false 'manager', a false 'chairman' and numerous 'false takeovers'. He fits in like a glove.

Norwich haven't beaten us up here since 1988, (1-3 think I was there, Robert Fleck?) and I'm sure I've read they've the worst away record in the league. Away win. (Always fancy us v these at home but it's going to happen sometime).

Well I've just received a text from my union telling me I'm eligible to vote for the next labour leader by Monday as an affiliate. I don't know my union membership number and I'm taking it the union offices will be shut on a weekend. Their website was useless as well for information on finding the number.

Argghh! Missed it!

The supporters trust bought a pub and renamed it the 'Panama' a few years ago after a recommendation from amongst our fanbase. It's a bit out of the way for you, admittedly, in Boldon, (south of the river), but I hear it does a cracking menu.

I just want everyone participating in this thread to know that I'm not impressed with them.

Depends what bars you like? Basically you've got a lot of choice and you can always walk in then straight back out if it's not your thing. I'd try popping in the strawberry right near the ground if you want a match day feel with NUFC memorabilia on show. Also I'd pop into Rosie's near China Town/Gallowgate/Irish centre. Early on try the clock.

It's a pity he isn't Palestinian, he'd be inundated with sympathetic messages.