Howmanheyman

Cancelled Now TV and my contract with BT is up in September and that'll be going as well. Now TV is automated so just put in the comment box over not wanting to watch a corrupt PL. They probably won't give too much of a fuck but there you go, like the first time I chucked my ST on the desk like a disgruntled sheriff chucking his badge at the chief after he's pulled them out of the shite after I'd got a ratty reply from someone at the ticket office that I could easily be replaced, it felt briefly satisfying. *Aware that last bit was written in a similar style to the man who once wrote about the man who once sung head over heels to describe a certain Joseph Kevin Keegan.

Was just going to put that on here with a 'HOLD THE FUCKING PRESSES AND NEVER STOP HOLDING THEM!!' or something.

Well, he might be Del Boy MKII but he's clearly done some homework on buttering up the mackems but obviously loses some points for the lack of an 'FTM'.

£17m and he still keeps his 'asset'. Never fancied the idea of these owning us but definitely fancied being able to challenge and, gasp, maybe win a cup or three. We're not allowed nice things.

There's a club but you're not invited.

Or bush.

Well that saves me at least one trip a year to get the new Argos catalogue 'if I'm going out?'.

Brown, surely?

I bought a 65" TV in a rare bit of splashing out. (It's a big room and we moved things around a bit and the 47" TV we had ended up looking like a 37" after we shifted it. The youngest now has the old TV).

Time hasn't been too kind to Didier Deschamps I see.

When I saw Ramage linked with NUFC I just assumed FCB had got a better haulage deal transporting his tat around his shops.

'A parcel of Dwight'.

BT sport.

This 'cup run', man. Took replays to get past third and fourth division clubs then just scraped past a vastly changed West Brom who were clearly looking at promotion only. First PL team we played we were swept away.

Relegation kit. (Assuming we get stuck with FCB and the manager everyone wants us to have because he's treble cush but don't want him for their own clubs).

Congratulations, @Ant

Clash of the Titans! Immovable object meets unstoppable force.....

Aye, also, what a great job Brucie's done.

Aye it's 'something for Brucie tow get his teeth intow' according to Mr Charisma on the mic.

Alan Smith is just so bori......ZZZZZzzzzzzz.

Will it be the same people who won the war despite being babies or not even born during the war and who won it because they weren't snowflakes?

I was there last week and vast majority didn't have a mask. I didn't have a mask last night when I nipped out in a hurry to get some bits and bobs from Sainsburys and felt guilty I forgot mine. Ratio was closer to haves/have nots in Sainsburys than it was in B&Q in North Shields.