Howmanheyman

And these cunt's think they're bright enough to run the country?

Aye, said the same. Been there, done it and got the T-shirt for singing in defiance when getting twatted but that was different today. If you were going to sing on non stop and you're on TV why the fuck wouldn't you give Ashley grief? Fan boys will be all over social media looking for videos or praise of them singing 'who's that team?' so nice they have their priorities right.

Utterly shite. Back in the 'no money we're skint because of relegation' phase of the Ashley master plan.

Depends on the colour of your shirt. Hayden can be very reckless in the tackle but he clearly took the ball. The ferocity and angle fucks him.

I wonder if Luke Edwards still thinks this is the same as last season?

Wasn't a red in a million years.

Anyone reckon we're not getting relegated?

FYP

They could've apologised in advance. 'Sky is a committed partner of the premier league and as such are obligated to showing a quota of games like this where nobody gives a fuck. We hope our customers understand sky sports position and humbly apologise.'

Lads, we're only called 'Newcastle' these days according to the sky digital lads.

And advertising man u v arsenal as i write this.

Sky super Sunday, only one game on and they stick the coverage on only 30 mins before ko, tell the likes of Neville and Carragher to have the day off and just use Souness. Not exactly making an effort are they?

We have a thing on here at the minute, have had for a while, where the match threads are titled similar to one I put up or worse. Bruce's cock suckers v Peps set of sexually deviant arse bandits, that type of thing so wouldn't get hung up or take it too personally tbh. Being smaller club isn't a putdown either. You should thrive on it and rammed it down people's throat a few years back.

It looks like the entrance of one of newer versions of Tux2.

At the moment? Twelve years. I won't set football in the place anymore while he's here and I'm not alone. I'm not in the business of paying money to be a handy tool of Mike Ashley's portfolio. Only went to Filbert Street twice and saw 13 goals so it was usually eventful and that was just on the pitch!

'Ah c'mon now, Ted and Ewerk. What kind of eejit do you take me for?'

Definitely a middle aged forum, this is mind. Is it even up for debate?

Hope everything's settling down and you're enjoying your new family, Fish. (Not sure I got round to congratulating you both?)

N is for No.

If you can't see the irony from a NUFC fans pov I give up. You were always a small club when I was growing up, have spent plenty time in the lower leagues and got pretty poor gates although I loved filbert street. You are a club now though, that actively tries to be the best it can be and strives to get itself ahead and good luck to you. We are the polar opposite. We should have a good head start but we have a parasite with it's jaws clamped down on us.

And it's live.....(When it kicks off).

That's good but not as good as this comedy from Boyle.....

Video doing the rounds on twitter of some young mackems on a coach singing a really vile song about Gary Speed which I'll not bother putting up here. 'Classy' club though.

Anyone surprised? Seriously?

Canny so far.