Howmanheyman

"Guys! Guys! I think this is the time we can finally say I've got the hang of this dieting lark! I've lost almost a stone in less than a week! It's the closest I've been to fitting in 32" jeans in 30 years! It's called the 'Corona diet!......Guys, Guys! Where you going?"

"Couldn't do 7 days, went out on day 4 and group hugged all at Slimming world instead then coughed all over the pub carvery on day 5, limited my coughing to people on pub night for day 6."

I'll be gobsmacked if I find out us and the Yanks are the two countries out of everyone else who put economic interests a bit higher than the rest of the world, shocked I tell you. I fucking loathe the fact that these cunts keep getting voted in by people in certain areas of England and they're not even hiding the fact that there's going to be deaths AND THEY'RE NOT GOING TO DO MUCH ABOUT IT. USA and Britain, cunts who've been chosen by the misguided or other cunts or now going to have blood on their hands, (they have already but they're taking the piss now). It's all about the bottom line and has already been alluded to, they'll get the answers that suit them and dismiss the ones that don't.

You need to learn remote Jedi maintenance. If a cocky young kid like Luke can pick it up, anyone can.

Michael Owen, bitter, bitter, horrible cunt. He's a Scouser tonight, 100% he'd be Man U if they were on the up. I hope the cunt gets forced to watch film after film in the afterlife the fucking beige little runt.

Might pinch that.

After reading a bit more on the data and how it has and can spread I'm starting to get into Renton's line of thinking. The govt will leave it too late and 100% it will cost lives.

Personally I've been humming 'My Corona' instead of 'My Sharona'. You're more than welcome to join in whether you like it or not.

First thing I do going to an away game is to say something about Sunderland, like.

His clothes aren't very colourful.

2-0 now. Tottenham.

They just showed a replay. Best thing about this game, apart from Spurs hopefully getting knocked out is Drury commentating instead of the usual BT horror show of 'Fletch and Macca'.

Just switched over to have a look based on this post and missed Spurs going behind. Cheers!

https://youtu.be/sHFHz1NQ0mI

If the true Geordie can interview the likes of Shearer, Wraith can interview Mayweather. Fuck it, if true Geordie can interview Shearer, then there's a chance a real heavyweight like Ryder might even be able to grab an exclusive with Paul Sweeney about THAT season we nearly got promoted in 1990.

It was during an interview with Steve Wraith. I'll keep the powder dry regarding the takeover celebrations just for now.

He sees things that would pass mere mortals by. He's a Geordie demi-God.

That's probably improved our chances by a little bit as the crowd will need to be at it and that means a bit more pissed than normal. Same applies to Man City though, although I wonder if they'll have bigger fish to fry around then?

The rocky road patter, man. Parody tries it's best but you can't beat the real McCoy.

We noticed.

Italiano'd YP

We survived two wars, I'm sure we can survive the 'Bog Roll Blitz', Tom.