Howmanheyman

I reckon 3-1 to them as well.

Definitely a twat. I'd still love to give her a good scudding, pull out, blast my Colombian Cuckoo juice all over her chest while she looks down to see I've written 'Vote Labour' with it as I shooting my bolt. She'd then look up at me wiping my cock on her expensive curtains saying, 'I preferred Suzy Dent and Carol Voderman, tbh, (sniff),' before pulling my pants up and leaving the building for a pint.

I'm picking this fucka as my Man Friday if I'm shipwrecked on an island.

I'm sure they have my interests at heart as they always have.

Nope!

Well this has wooshed me, like.

I see this lad from time to time on my Twitter feed although I obviously don't follow him. Apparently he comes from Gateshead and if there's someone who looks more like Harry Enfield's Tory Boy then I've yet to see them. How the fuck do you come from Tyne & Wear and be that way inclined?

There's only one party who are all for this solution to a non existent problem which will in all likelihood benefit from it. Fucking corrupt bastards.

Just a proposal to potentially lock out a few million people from voting who just happen to be in a position where they can't afford a passport, driving license etc. So on top of working till they die, they might not have the opportunity to vote as well. Can't wait till they go the whole hog and just start aligning holiday entitlement, sick pay etc with the good ol' US of A.

Medusa with a good wig to hide the serpents.

And piling the beef on.

"It's the way I tell'm"

They asked her husband what he enjoyed most about oral sex? He said 2% the feeling, 98% the peace and quiet.

Was he not going on about that weirdo from one of Cowell's monstrosity programmes, instead?

"Hello there! Is that t'radio Aire? I know I'm getting on a bit, but ah right like that Nora Braithwaite who sometimes walks past Wiki's office. Anyway, could you dedicate a song for lass? What song? I'd like you to play...."

Just realised it's probably a parody account but it just seems so plausible.

£10. (Would've been £15 but you called us 'guys').

I'm seeing a pattern emerging with the same poster starting the thread.

This fucking thread, man!

I've never worked down a pit but I have been into Nissan and know a couple of lads who've worked there and I can only say I had a close shave I didn't end up there myself. Fuck. That.

Unfortunately it's not that straight forward. I can think of quite a few who are under 60 in some cases well under 60 who are decent enough people but have blancmange for brains when it comes to brexit and who've fell for the bollocks hook, line and sinker.

Wow! I'm absolutely touched that the 'club' want to put things straight for the fans. I didn't know they cared? I take it all back, he's not a cunt after all. (But he does think we're daft cunts).

That's where I got the gist of my previous post from! Can nobody plagiarise anything these days? FFS!