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If it's Gordon Cowan's he must've had his nose straightened!

It's a cunning plan lulling the opposition into a false sense of security.

Oh Robert, you've had a 'fish' moment here, mind.

And that's not him either!

No way is that Peter Withe, man! I've seen pics of him in the last year or so and that's not him. (Unless you mean the bloke on the left?)

I remember them doing it! Then again, who fucking hasn't?

Just looked at their division and they're a point off the play offs despite their win on Saturday. However, what stuck out was the clubs in front of them..... Coventry City, in a right state, have had to play at Northampton and are now using St. Andrews as their 'home', ahead of Sunderland, (Jimmy Hill likes this )...... Fleetwood Town, managed by Scouse scroat Joey Barton who recently assaulted a rival manager and who were non-league not so many years ago. Oh aye, they also play the Captain Pugwash theme time when they score. Ahead of Sunderland. Oxford United, managed by fuck knows playing at a stadium with only three stands. A decent side for a short spell in the 80s they've also had very lean times in the last thirty years. Ahead of Sunderland. Peterborough United, apart from the odd spell in the 2nd division these are generally a 3rd or fourth division club. Famous for Barry Fry and Fergie's young'un managing them and having that daft cunt from talkshite supporting them. Ahead of Sunderland. Ipswich Town. Currently second in a division they rarely grace, doing what Sunderland couldn't and will probably be in this league for the proverbial shit, shower and shave before heading back up. Ahead of Sunderland. Wycombe Wanderers. Have been non league but have managed to be a half decent lower league side. Their striker had the mackems sussed the other week mocking them after the game. Ahead of Sunderland. I sometimes don't think we really grasp just how far they've fallen. It should be temporary but they're fucked and temporary can sometimes last quite a few years. Anyway, I'm sure the Don will see them alright when he gets his new glasses.

It's not Ernie Taylor. I doubt he's alive tbh.

European cup only or fairs/UEFA/cup winners cup? It it's the former then I'd guess he's Ex-Man U, Liverpool or Forest and other than Terry Mac, Withe, KK, Kennedy and Frank Clark I can't think of any? (Ronnie Simpson at Celtic didn't play for England!)

Looks slightly like Zico Martin but don't think it is. No idea?

Fucking tories, man. I love it when they pretend to be human.

It's what our brave boys, Francois and Garage*, would've wanted. *Garage? 'Farage'.

And while I'm on about Corbyn

Corbyn had the right idea.

I said at the time they would've been debt free for an absolute maximum of a month depending on when they were bought and when the first bill came through the letterbox. They could've been in debt the very next day. Wiping all the debt was a magnificent gesture but the club were never back to stage one and on a sound footing. Their overheads far outreaching their income even with cost cutting it would do well to make up for the parachute payments stopping. I also thought part of Trotters independent trading company's bid was the last secured parachute payment going to Short if the Trotters couldn't pay it? So potentially even more in the shit unless Short wiped that as well or deferred it?

Get your season ticket now, get your season ticket now!

BBC headline at the start of their breakfast show this morning. 'A general election has been passed for December. The Conservative leader, Boris Johnson has said they'll get brexit done if elected with a majority'. That was it.

Wykiki, I want a job working in your place and I want to be in perfect view of wherever you sit. I'd have a drawer full of hamlet cigars with a hip flask in the other and a permanent grin on my face.

If they stay down there for a third season they get to keep the division.

Wrong type of player. Just like the last relegation year and our poor fit buys. Back to moneyball or whatever the fuck they call it.

To be fair to Bruce he did bring on two players on 89 mins. Stevie Wonder could see how the game was going but BrucePuss wouldn't act. We're on less than a point a fucking game, here, mate, we're at home to a Wolves side just back from Europe and that's two points dropped and should've been three dropped tbh.

Piss poor performance from Bruce, we've all been watching this, we're in a relegation fight, at home, were one up and getting under a lot of pressure, joelinton looking lost and this is our manager on the touchline just staring with sadness in his eyes that he's not everyone's 'cup of tea'......

Ref made the call, never getting overturned. Harsh.

It's been coming, Bagpuss standing on the touchline doing fuck all about it.

Joelinton poorly scouted, a really bad fit for this team, Rafa would've told them but they know better of course.