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First game of the season, rusty etc, etc but fair play, we won 12 v 10 for most of the game. They're no great shakes but fuck me, they had some allowances today we just didn't. Like I said earlier, some of that shit just doesn't fly at anfield or old Trafford etc. it stinks but we've got to keep at it, get some more cash through the door, get ourselves up there on a permanent basis and put this shit to bed when refs think there's genuine consequences to fucking it up against us.

Bruno gets pulled up for a foul when Gordon's away when the refs let about ten similar fouls by them go.

I've just finished antibiotics this morning and was going to take it easy today but have just opened my first can thanks to Craig fucking Pawson.

Spitfire cunts!!

Never in a million fucking years does a Liverpool player or Man U player get sent off for that at home. It wouldn't have got that far.

I hate this ref, mind. As soon as I saw his face near KO I thought not this cunt. He's partially responsible for the stuff leading up to it never mind the shit decision.

Do a YouTube video, you'll get one no bother, free of charge!

Strewth! Strewth! Optus sports aarmy! Strewth! Strewth! Optus sports aarmy!

Latest from over two hours of sky sports soccer Saturday, Newcastle United don't exist. Aren't tipped for the top 4, aren't tipped to be a surprise package and aren't tipped to be either relegated or be a underachiever. Back to the studio. *That'll teach me for watching it.

It was a really bad article, I mean baaaaad. (he'll have been really pleased with it as well).

He played for Ipswich didn't he? US TV going against the reds of Manchester or Liverpool?

Fan boy fletch now going on about Bob Paisley, Kenny Dalglish and Liverpool Football Club as the game is progressing....... Aaaand it's turned over. Fuck. That.

Potential yellow/red card for Liverpool's Robertson, ref nipped it in the bud straight away by not giving a free kick immediately. Great, strong refereeing there.

Bring back big Peter Jackson. On a Saturday at 3pm, an uncompromising centre half, by Saturday night on BBC light entertainment, a rubber faced comedian.....

My Byker granny broke her hip in Beavans, their fault and she was in hospital for a couple of months. If it was today they'd have had to pay a fortune but back then they left it at phoning an ambulance for her and that was as far as they went.

Tell me your a pseudo intellectual Sunderland fan without telling me you're pseudo intellectual Sunderland fan. 4/10 must try harder.

Were we linked with Tonali?

Luckily CT took this pic and sent me it via PM after he was doing his peeping Tom act outside your window.

I blame you @Christmas Tree for this Mumsnet stuff, btw. @Gemmillwill posting photos of what pinny he wore to make it next. It's a dark road ahead.....

I used to drink in a clurb in Walker, long shut, that had about three blokes who looked just like him that would get in. If they weren't handing out the domino cards they were handing out the roast tatties and sausages on a Sunday afternoon. They'd have a wife and kids but you never saw them or their families anywhere outside of the club, walking around the area/shops etc. Ever.

I've listened to work related health and safety videos that had me more enthused than listening to Michael 'tremendous by the way' Owen.

Set up another meeting, look Parrishs dead in the eye and say, 'Although I admired your art deco department store on Shields Road, the Harrods of the East End in the days of my youth, I have to tell you ......"

I think palace are one of those clubs who don't like us tbh. I mean at the top, not just the gimps trying too hard in a part of one of their stands wearing black as though they think they're at an IRA funeral.

I'm not watching it. I take it it's MUTV and Neville's on? Same shit, different season.

Has someone on there, one of the saner ones, not initiated an intervention for this daft cunt, yet?