Howmanheyman

I just aced it.

So, starting a sentence.

The fuck is this?

Was she as arsed about Corbyn/Labour before she started to get fucked ragged by a Russian?

'The fuck'.

Reverend Paisley, absolute hero.

What's not to like? Sure there'll be some pain on the way, Rome wasn't built in a day after all, but good 'ol Boris will get the job done, sorting out labour's mess, etc, etc, wibble.

PL's potential Mother-in-Law: (When PL is out of earshot) ....."I'm sorry....> insert current Mrs PL's name here <....but I'm afraid Robert is going to have to stop coming around for dinner with his communist ideas and rabid propaganda. I'm sure both sides have done wrong and when he shows us stuff from his phone it just upsets your Dad and the budgie. It'll be for the best." Current Mrs PL: "Oh take no notice, mum, he's just a bit northern, that's all."

Seconded.

Almiron's celebration when he finally scores.

I'd go back earlier to the constant change of manager when it came to derby day as beating 'the mags' trumped anything else. Their problems brushed under the carpet, buried and left to grow and grow till they were completely fucked and nosedived two divisions and fail to even get out of that lower league. But they beat the mags and got six-in-a-row.© They are just like Leeds under Ridsdale the only difference being Ridsdale fucked it up going for the champions league, the mackem's holy grail which has fucked them up for hopefully a generation was just beating the mags. They even manage to get less sympathy than Leeds United due to the multi examples of their lack of class in stinking out the divisions they slid out of. Never mind. Sniff.

Arena on the BBC iPlayer, 'A British guide to the end of the world'. Well worth watching, a documentary on the cold war and Britain's part in dealing with preparation including basically using soldiers as guinea pigs on Christmas island fast forwarding to the 80s and how to survive a nuclear war by sticking a a couple of doors against the wall.

Snap!

Just read their match thread on our game. The bitterness is funny as fuck.

"I blocked different people to find out who's fucking over Sunderland time and time again and its......A cabal of mysterious Mags."

Aye, he's the most worrying.

We deserved that but on the flip side, couldn't point to anyone else but ourselves had we let that slip at the end. Had plenty of chances again but it's getting almost embarrassing when they inevitably miss. They seem decent enough lads and are clearly trying so obviously hope they get off the mark or add to his only goal in joelinton's case.

6 mins?

Fuck off, man!

He was never giving anything other than a foul was he?

Apathy well and truly set in down the road. Not the fact that there was 7k there today but the fact our NUFC match thread is beating their NUFC match thread. Worrying times.

Get in! Honestly wouldn't be surprised if the front three start giving up their seats in the canteen when the lads at the back walk in or start looking at their shoes when Brewcie starts talking about goals.

I've got a dodgy stream so I'll take your word for the deflection.

Some header that! Very well played by Yedlin directing another wayward ASM shot into the net. Just as well the defenders are scoring as the front three look absolutely shot when a chance comes around.