Howmanheyman

The ones he doesn't know can die for all he cares? Howmanheyman who? Fuck him!

They were going to buy Sunderland for sportswashing but they didn't have enough soap and bleach for a job that big.

Absolutely makes total sense to get Rafa. He'd probably have a list already written to give them from players to scouts to builders for the training ground.

I've heard that PIF have been digging around for information to ingratiate their way into our good books. Don't shoot the messenger but I'm hearing they've earmarked £10m to buy the Sunderland first team squad and are going to let them wear their safc tracksuits when they're being ball boys at our home games next season.

(She must've been a bit before my time otherwise......)

Cans you say? Nah, I'll just have a bottle instead, pet.

Spot on, MF.

They didn't show that on Netflix.

The nation breathes again! © Nadine Dorries Money was tight for me too but I was living in my mam and dad's house in Walker hoping I had enough for to go out for a few pints now and then. I prefer your version.

Not a bad claim to fame, Noelie.

Who? Kenny Dalglish.....Dal...glish.

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I knew shit had got real when the Sunderland air show was cancelled. Scary times.

I'm one of the ones who hasn't self isolated, hasn't been sent home bad, hasn't been sent home with an underlying condition, isn't working from home, isn't job sharing and doing less hours and I put an appeal in the other week because I wasn't paid a bonus because I had a few weeks off last year after an operation. One week later I get a reply from an HR lass saying that my appeal has failed after investigation. What investigation? She's sent me it from her fucking settee! Tbf, they have given me a letter to show to the police if I'm stopped that I'm a key worker although they've left out the bit that I'm a key worker for my company's shareholders. If @ewerk knows of any stashes could he forward them on if I get the urge to go an a 'Murrica shooting spree? (Actually, it doesn't matter, they'll all be in the fucking house posting isolation videos on Facebook and Twitter). Cunts.

No idea who this cunt is, but it looks as if Rangers and Newcastle United have missed out on a loan deal as he's going to be playing for the DSS first eleven for a while.....

That Hartley brewer another of many examples of cunt who seem to have carte blanche to spout shit, wind people up for clicks/bites. She's blocked on twitter. Life's simpler ignoring her and if everyone did she'd shrivel up into nothing. You could do a Ralph McTell and lead her round the streets of wherever talking about real life and I'm sure she'd be a little pussycat whilst she'd be getting shown around. I've zero respect for her and her likes but could think of plenty of mothers where I lived growing up who were fucking colossus's compared to the likes of her despite not being dealt the best hands in life. Fuck her.

It was fucking shit, although not quite duty free shit or that's my boy shit starring Molie Sugden.

The Big Sam of politics?

I dislike Man U far more than Liverpool, take away the pundits bullshit about them and their ex-players and I'm not that arsed either way. There's a proper arrogance about Man U that just fucking grates and that's just the fans. Then you come to the likes of Chelsea and Arsenal. Not for me, Clive. Cockney wankers with short memories. Everton are a strange bunch, met the odd decent one but the social media fans are up there with the very worst and are the closest thing I've ever seen to a mirror image of Sunderland fans. Villa, say no more. Leeds, Boro etc are proper fucking divvies but off the radar when you don't play them. That's just off the top of my head as I'm busy.

Didn't realise she was quite that old?

No ranking for me, loads of clubs get on my tits to differing degrees and circumstances. I still don't like Stevenage from the 1998 cup tie.

RT if like Ayatollah's post. Like if you don't. Enough likes and I'll put a pic of myself watching Duty free. (It's all about me at the end of the day).

FWIW, never heard of 'karen' as anything other than someone's name.