Howmanheyman

He's a miracle worker. Fair play.

"Phwooooaarrrrr! Her dumplings are boiling over, alright!! Phwooooaarrrrr!" Etc, etc.

Haven't had a shave for almost three weeks, last time I tried to grow a tache, around the 18 year old age I got that much stick from my mates I never bothered again. That was nearly 30 years ago.

He's a character, anyway. Good luck to him as I don't think he takes himself too seriously and it beats working for a living but the conservative stuff is a bit harder, (lot) harder to excuse.

A gimp is what he aspires to. You sense fuck all as you're incapable of it you daft cunt.

Melanie.....would, most definitely. (Not Alex, though pinny or no pinny).

You're taking the piss, now.

I'd hate to see the state of their hemorrhoids.

"Ya, ya, ya....what about ye?......hnnnnnn......sure, look at you on the back of your horse art getting pelted with rotten fruit, hahahaha......ya, ya, ya...... just been talking to yer man, daddy business guy and he's looking for some actionables on the fertilizer deal..... ya, ya THE daddy business guy, the man who literally shot me out his special business canon. So if you can get some one on one time with your little people and we can ace it? Anyway, as always, you're a qwair wee fella, so you are, ahm, hnnnnn.....have an Ulster fry on me, ya, ya, ya..... hahahaha...... ciao bella!"

There's going to be hell on when Rayvin sees this.

It's a family business. If he's not fucking around on toontastic he's walking around the family grounds putting the come hither on any particularly comely young village wench who toils away for his business. When they're afraid to look the master in the eye as he addresses them he knows he's the barnyard will be seeing some action later on.

Just kidding.

Aye.

Not saying you're right or wrong on that score but is that a statement from personal experience?

I didn't watch it to be fair, was more a dig at 'Dave'.

It's Roche, not Roache, marra

It can't happen over here, can it?

Apparently reports of impending US based takeovers from the 'No way, Jose' and 'Hit the road, Jack' groups are exaggerated.

Well, just finished graft, out the shower, sitting in the garden on this lovely day with an icer. I think now would be a pretty good time to officially announce that Jabba has left the building and quotes are in to remove every bit of sports direct shit in the stadium.

It's Laurent, not Laurant, marra.

Peter White.

For clarification, it was Glendenning I was talking about but probably just because Rushden has largely passed me by.

He's a fucking knacker, mind. Honestly don't get it but he's on talksport so maybe it's self explanatory? I think they think he's some sort of wit? By their standards he probably is but he's genuinely a bit of a boring cunt iyam.