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I've actually found a picture of him getting that award somewhere. I'll try and find it.

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Anyone see his video call with Jake humphries? He could do with a fucking lightshade, I know that much.

Not sure why, but this reminds of someone running into a Chinese takeaway round my neck of the woods many years ago, bollock naked, wearing only a tache, a manic grin and off their fucking nut and jumping on the counter, laying their knob across it and shouting 'Here! Fucking batter this!'

That's the lad!

What was the name of that bloke who thought Mike Ashley was finally getting the hang of this football lark?

I hope it tasted better than it looks? Hahahaha.

Awwwwwww. Bless.

He was THAT FUCKING HARD!!! And obsessed about Geordies as well as black men shagging Geordie lasses. Weird and thick.

What was that rock hard, Scouse comedian on cruise ships who had a thing about Cheryl Cole and the black eyed peas, called?

That team they're up against.....I wouldn't fancy my chances if someone put a gun to my head and asked me to pronounce it correctly.

Done, but this isn't the most populous forum for NUFC.

A fleet of jeeps arrived at the SoL, Dabizas steps out, wearing shades, surrounded by heavies in suits and approaches a man in a red and off white tracksuit which has seen better days. Nicos: "Are you the groundsman?" Groundsman: "Err....yes." ND: "Great. We're here for your goalkeeping nets. I'm going to hang them on the wall of the new gym that's going to be built at Newcastle United. For old times sake." Groundsman: "Err, has the Don said it's ok?" Heavies and Nikos menacingly approach the man more closely..... ND: "Don, Who?" Groundsman: " Err, I'll get them straight away, Sir. FTM!" Dabizas turns and looks.... Groundsman: "I mean, I'll get them straight away and have a nice day, sir." The fleet of jeeps pull away from the SoL, nets in the back of Dabizas' vehicle, one of the heavies looks back in his rear view mirror and hockles out of his open window in disgust. The opening titles start to roll down and that mackem kid starts to sing about boats signalling the beginning of the first episode of 'Sunderland till I die' series 3.

Charnley in bed after watching that......

I didn't mean it literally, obviously he has to change his clothes so Sue who comes around once a day can put them in his washing machine for him after she's made sure he's cleaned himself up properly including down there.

"As the long awaited liberation of the cathedral on the hill dawns for the fans who once sung about winning 'F*** all again, we'll still follow United' I spoke to someone who needs no introduction to the toon army and who knows a thing or two about takeovers at Newcastle United. I spoke to one time black & white star Kevin Brock about his thoughts on the takeover and his perspective having seen the eventual takeover by the magpie group to oust Gordon Mckeag by the man who built the MetroCentre, a certain Sir John Hall who had a dream about the Geordie nation....."

👍 Don't change, Essembee.

Howay's rants on the mackems are great yet the words 'May' 'Fulwell' and the numbers '19' and '70' rarely, if ever, get mentioned?

Aye, that seasons average being more or less the same as one in 81 I believe, both stand out low averages for our club through the years, three sub 20k averages since the days when football was taking off nationally in the pre WWI days. Sunderland have substantially more sub 20k averages but, hey, 1992 and all that.

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It wasn't me but I've stated a few times about this ridiculous 92 thing they go on about applies to most clubs in the 90s, and to them more than us. But they don't let the facts get in the way of throthy mouthed Mag rants or conspiracies.

On the doors. We'll keep him to be on the doors.

If Man U or Liverpool ended up struggling to keep out of the bottom three clubs there'd be a 'top 17'.