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That curry he does looks the bollocks but there's no way I'd buy all of the stuff required, have time to do it all, have space in the freezer and go to all the effort for what would probably be a one off. (CT take note..... know thyself).

They need to come down, tbh. I mean Jimmy Hill did a great job for Coventry but are we supposed to forget about that ten minute delay? Pull it down. FTM.

Parallel universe times we're in now.

Once saw a band in my local, playing 'under the moon of love' wearing teddy boy gear from the neck downward but with a black headdress on. Looked at the drummer's kit and it had 'Jihadiwaddy' on it. True story.

It's Sayle's character, 'Bobby Chariot'. Was forced to sleep in his Jag after he split from his missus or something?

"Did I tell you the one about Newcastle going unbeaten in the Corona pandemic? Never dropped a point in three months. I tell you what, that Cheryl Cole likes the black looking fellas don't she, though? Black-eyed peas will be well in there, lad! By the way, if you want to book a holiday, don't use bottom-holidays, don't even use middle-holidays, no, book with peace of mind with Top-holidays! There's a pamphlet on your seat, ladies and gentlemen."

Aye, he's Fred Dibnah's grandson.

Is he any relation to tough-guy-mick or one-punch-Mick, whatever the fuck he was called? Tell me Carl, do you have any opinions on Cheryl Cole or the black-eyed-peas, particularly the black male members of the group? Have you ever been a professional comedian on a cruise ship?

A mackem runs home from school and excitedly tells his father that he beat all the Geordie kids at throwing the javelin in PE. 'That, Son, is because you're a mackem. Never forget it' his dad tells him, the lad's chest swelling with pride. Next week he runs home and excitedly tells his old man he came first in the 100 metres sprint, 'Ah beat al the Geordie Kids' he boasted. 'That, Son, is because you're a mackem. Never forget it' his dad again tells him, the lad's chest swelling with pride once more. Last week of term and once more the Mackem runs home all excited. 'Da, Da! A done PE again today! Ah was in the showers and my willy was bigger than al their willies! Is it because I'm a mackem, Da?' The father looks up from his paper, 'No son. It's because you're 48.'

That song minus the Yedlin bit came into my head the other day, glad I'm not the only lunatic.

This is how I feel. It's just the same thing again and again. Fed up with the takeover bollocks too.

I'm glad that's clear, then.

I'll pass on it, cheers.

I'd definitely watch BftBS again as I watched it first as a bairn, then I saw a couple about a decade later. AWP was waay more light hearted even though it could be serious and were similar subjects and time periods. What you said, basically.

Michael Angelis. RIP Superb in boys from the black stuff.

A pretty depressing watch in a way but still recommended: 'The coming war on china.' it's a 2 hours long documentary film by John Pilger and echoes the misgivings I have with the USA and military aggression particularly in the south China sea region. Also the Marshall Islands disgrace and experimentation on the islanders is documented as well. It's on Amazon prime.

My dad tried to watch the 55 final at his granny's house as she was one of the very few who had a TV in Byker. The trouble is he had two grandmothers, one who was lovely and one who hated him and was horrible and preferred my late uncle who was a bit of a waste of space. Guess which granny had the TV? The TV had only just warmed up before my old man was discovered and chased out. My dad's not a bitter or resentful man at all and rarely speaks ill of others he knows but an old teacher and one TV owning granny always get it in the neck if the subject ever comes up.

How the fuck does that work? 'You can be home to them, you keep home advantage against those, Newcastle v Man City? Neutral venue. Fuck them uppity Geordie cunts.'

Home advantage against Man City counting for diddly squat now.

(When you see it).

Me too. On several occasions. (Narrator: He worked at a brewery).

Not quite Eurovision but I saw this and thought of you.

I'd had some good crack with villa fans in the past tbh so a few divvies definitely spoiled things there with the flags then everyone seemingly joining in with the celebrations fucked me off and I wasn't even there on that day. Was in L7, not a million miles from their fans when we twatted them 6-0 and it was very satisfying after the relegation match.