Howmanheyman

Rubber bum pump?

Yes, my car does fill up with petrol.

Merry Crimbo! God bless us, everyone.

'Thinks'

Also remember Wincey Willis? Last I heard of her was a few years ago she was caught shoplifting in Asda, Longbenton. Plain clothes store detectives found a pair of unpaid sunglasses and tampons in her handbag. Willis claimed she was expecting some sunny periods.

"I'm Sunderland till I die, I remember going into the Carville on derby day and despite it being Mag territory was full of MLF's. Some of the MLF's weren't actually MLF's but Man City, Norwich City, Feyenoord, Everton and various assorted fans of clubs with special bonds with Sunderland. All wanted Sunderland to win. Then the bar was suddenly packed with Mags and I was the only MLF in the bar. I offered them all on but they shit their gravy stained Mag pants. I then laughed and went to the match deliberately bumping past Brian Johnson on my way out who said fuck all. FTM."

Poetic licence. Sniff.

"Hi, Bravado Dave here, I also remember the film 'Goal'. Bloody good film but can't quite help think the cinema experience would've been enhanced with some good old English tapas instead of the usual popcorn fare. Also as interesting a concept as it was of a Mexican immigrant coming from America to play for NUFC I just think he could've been a secret footballer/superhero as I think the genre is currently underrepresented at the minute. Anyhoo, I'm also in the podcast game so I'd love to give my twopenneth worth and give you a few tips. Just DM me, yeah? Cheers, The Fish."

Also, my first house with the missus was around the corner from the Carville so technically it was our 'local' for a couple of years. I didn't get a nosh in there but got plenty of action a few hundred yards away.

Rarely went in but you never know..... "Tits oot."

One of the bars they were in was the Carville in Wallsend, next to the Wallsend metro station, which is no longer there. (Was burnt down). That's my contribution.

https://youtu.be/aQqC6_6Wf0M

The fucking state of that club and they're clinging like a drowning man to anything NUFC/Rafa related? Look a bit closer to home, lads. Shit got very real a while ago and I'd be a bit more worried about having a club to support in a few years.

Meanwhile, in the 3rd division.....

Forgot about her. Another

If I see a TV camera I head away from it. I'm no Steve Wraith or True Geordie.

He always reminded me of an older version of one of the lads from school/Newcastle games who's no longer with us. Stansfield.

They'll turn up for this. Hope I'm wrong.

Whilst it's canny amusing the fact that they're playing us next, at home, on boxing day means I'll not be as hopeful as I maybe would've been. They'll be up for it and I'd take a draw now. (A double over them would be delicious, like).

He's the gadgie that walked into Rosie's and showed up the mags. True story.

Can't remember that at all?

When Mike finally gets the hang of this football lark we'll really take off.

Reminds me of..... https://youtu.be/3L2JZGpfszc

I'd have them a permanent division 3 club.