Howmanheyman

MotD has a 'best player to not play for the top 6' thing. Where do you even start on it? Gary Speed and David Batty are on it despite playing for top 6 sides, us, Leeds and Blackburn. (Maybe Everton?). Ian Wright's comment on Speed? Couldn't believe he never played for a top 6 side. He's got a point, can't believe he didn't play for 3rd division Man City instead of champions Leeds and European placed NUFC. Rob Lee isn't on the list which by my reckoning is correct, he clearly played for a top 6 side, by their reckoning we're not a top 6 side so how the fuck Jay Jay Okacha and Tim Cahill for example are above him defies belief. I know it's only a bit of fun, but ha'way man.

I don't think it is LM now, as it happens.

She can fuck off, instead I'll be commemorating the 224 years since the end of the second Maroon war between Britain and 150 Jamaican maroons with 350 runaway slaves. They never knew what hit 'em! We'll be having a BBQ with reggae reggae sauce as a tribute.

They both have an obsession switch they can't turn off.

I think I know who LM is on Twitter.

Three seasons, have you forgotten 1987, marra? (I haven't).

She's never trudged through the 80s. Next.

I obviously get that the majority of people will be embarrassed/alarmed by it, but how can the authorities be ok with it? Mind boggling.

They talk some fucking shit, mind.

I noticed a big tent outside the other day when I drove past. I thought, 'Wedding season?'

So much for unnecessary journeys, then? Hope you're all, and will be, ok?

Funny but that version of the song though.....

Spotted in Washington Galleries bus terminal......

'Wu neyd ta mak the club restaront sound classy as fuck seying as wa putting the advert in Ponteyland airport. Any ideyas, teym?" "Put a K in front of carbon instead of a C, marra!" "Up there for thinking, Doon there for dancing!"

They're not going to be a top flight club for a veeeeerrrrrrryyyyyy loooooooonnnnnnnnnngggg tiiiiiiimmmmmme. Shame.

"Cabbage did you say?"

I was just saying the other day, 'I could fancy some pork & egg nuggets, mind.'

I just can't get my head how armed civilians can wonder around shouting and balling and it's perfectly fine yet fucking Leroy walks down the wrong street and he's in danger of being killed by the police. Fucking weird country.

@Christmas Tree a trailblazer on here when he went all Mumsnet it seems?

Had to double check this isn't a parody what with the country trying not to die and all that. Vera Lynn sing-a-long anyone?

There's a lot of people to feel sorry for at the minute but Bruce doesn't really fall into that category as I'm sure he'd be the first to admit himself.

http://www.true-faith.co.uk/__trashed/ This is very much worth a read.