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I could fancy one, never did have a vegan sausage roll. (Actually I did but it was Milligan's. It was canny, like).

Good job we never signed a black striker called McDonald back then or the same paper could've claimed we called him 'Superblack'.

Is this similar to the mirror claiming Newcastle fans new nickname for Andy Cole was 'Blackie Millburn' back in the 90s?

I guessed they'd fucked up and was going to not use them but used most thinking they'd smell something fishy if I never used them all. I'm going to argue the toss when I get back and see what happens? I've nothing to lose.

Looks like my holidays have been fucked up too. I used my allocation but they've must've have gave me too much and have took the extra off this years. Depending on how shifts fall at Christmas I'm likely to have between 11 or 12 days Off between Feb and Dec 18th-ish. I'm feeling fucking suicidal now! Fucking bastards.

That's a choice I very rarely have. After a long break I'm fucking dreading going back. I want to live a hunter gatherer lifestyle. Seems canny enough, chase an auroch for a bit, have some BBQ auroch for bait then chill the rest of the day.

They had their goalscoring boots on.

We'll be comfortably beaten. Not saying it'll be a humping but I could see them missing more chances than us and still edging it. If they've got their goalscoring boots on....0-3. 1-2 if they're fannying about and are feeling the games.

Happy new year for later on. Expect the new year to be roughly the same shit if not worse!

I'll give you 2 Bob. Not a penny more, mind.

Off from the 18th, go back on the 6th.

I've noticed him calling them Man United or Man U which is something he never done till he got here.

I watched the Irishman with a bit of reluctance with seeing and hearing some reviews about it being slow etc. I thought it was a decent film tbh and never really noticed the time. It was standard 50s/60s mafia but when Scorsese directs it and the actors they had are appearing in it, it's hardly going to be shit. The only thing you've got to overlook is the age of them when they're meant to be younger. Anyway, I enjoyed it.

I thought Blunt played a very good part tbh. Didn't expect it as Julie Andrews was superb. (Of course she had a prim and proper voice.) Like I say, whoever ok'd those songs wants shooting with shit.

"...... Introducing......David Moe, I mean Moyes as our old, I mean, new manager at West Ham United....."

Star Wars with the bairn. Wasn't shit but how long can they flog it to death for? Also 'Mary Poppins returns' with the Wife getting her way. Would've been a decent film for this type of thing but the songs in it were fucking dire, not one even remotely catchy tune which was hard lines on Emily Blunt who didn't look out of place at all and did the role justice. Honestly, how they thought they'd get away with the music being shit in a musical is beyond me? All in the space of two days, two films I didn't particularly want to watch. I'm too kind to them. I'm putting my feet up tomorrow and watching Ben Hur, Spartacus or something like that tomorrow. That'll teach them.

His face saying, 'Look, do we have to do a video? We're no kidding anyone, here'.

Aye I seen that. 'you're a star. Thank you'. Tbf, he comes across a canny kid but his cock's doing the talking in that tweet.

This lass sometimes appears on my my twatter feed, I had no idea who she is but it appears that she's a DJ. She appears because @PaddockLad follows her and I follow him. I presume PL follows her as she's a really good DJ and her patter's spot on?

I blame you fuckers for not starting a thread and leaving it to me to do it after KO. Pretty sure we've lost every time I've started them though I rarely do it. But, aye, headless chickens sprinting to close down and getting done on the break giving Steve Pardew the chance to give the crowd excuse. The thing is we could've quite as easily got something from that game but you flip it and say we could've just as easily drew or got beat in some of our wins. The only very slight silver lining is I get over our defeats a bit quicker than before because I get annoyed at being annoyed. It's Mike Ashley's club, he's killing it, we're not built to strive, you've rapped your ticket because you won't give him your money, don't give him your time being pissed off by defeat. Easier said than done but it's getting easier than before. Fanks, Mike.

A Pardew/Carver style run could be on the cards, we've some tricky fixtures coming up and like you it wouldn't surprise me if the wheels come off a bit in the latter part of the season but I'm not that arsed as Jeff and the boys on Sky are happier with Steve than Rafa so I'm cush at the minute.

Ho-ho-ho! Merry Shitmas! 🎅 We've been no better or worse than other wins tbf but we didn't get any breaks today.

Shelvey 50p heed.

Need a Pickford fuck up, here mind.

Lost our composure chasing the ball and got done. Amateurs.