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Attention doesn't bother me so just letting you guys know, if that's ok, guys? Guys! Guys? Guys, a little input would be a bit appreciated here.

Mrs Waddle: "Ronny! You're my last hope! Can you help me? Chris must've taken some vow of silence as he's never uttered a word for months. It's driving us round the bend. Can you get him to open up or something? I've asked him what he wants for his tea but he's just blanking us!" Ronny Gill: "Don't worry, Mrs Waddle, we'll get him to break his silence with some cunning 'Newcastle United takeover' questions. It never fails! He'll be asking for egg and chips before you know it!" Mrs Waddle: "Oh thank you so much, Ronny! I knew I could rely on you! Just don't send round that Lee Ryder bloke. Chris think's he's a tit." Ronny: "We'll try and send Mark Douglas, instead." Mrs Waddle: "Ok, see you then, bye."

Unfortunately I'm not clicking on the Whrongicle website.

The dorty bastard.

They'd be over the moon, I'm sure?

Always rated joelinton.

Even more impressive if he pulls off the drinking water and talking trick whilst being dead.

Just put the TV on for our game v Sheffield United so naturally they're talking to Everton and Liverpool players. Fuck off, Sky.

Italian's just can't help themselves.

If they think that's good, Keith Harris is going to blow their fucking minds.

Me too but only if he did it good and proper.

He knows he wouldn't get a job at a PL club that was anything like properly ran. I'd have a little bit more respect for him if he just batted these questions off saying something like, 'It's nothing to do with me I'll just carry on till whenever etc'. Nobody can seriously call him for not knocking the NUFC job back in a way, but fuck me, be realistic about the situation. The minute someone with a shred of ambition takes over he'll be gone that fast there'll be a Steve Bruce shaped puff of smoke in the manager's chair roadrunner style.

The fucking gimps being sky's performing monkeys from home after a goal is scored.

Ra-zorrr! RIP.

Here's Gemmill playing cards.....

MGF's everywhere.

The thing I don't like almost as much as 'guys' is starting a sentence with 'So'. (Usually followed by 'I').

From the Viz....

103, a good long life and a song fit for a relegated Sunderland. RIP.

Looks like a beefed up but pissed off Saul Goodman.

According to twitter we know who it is.

Unreal that goal not being given. 'well you can only go on the goal line technology'. Aye, that and your fucking eyes.

It's clever how they've made virtual banners to reflect the biting Brummie humour Vs the team they're playing. Real v virtual reality