Howmanheyman

Ryder'd Your Post.

That was someone else, Renton just pissed all over the house and on here when Sammy Seagull and his family moved into his chimney.

I was just about to go online and check Milano airport's departures but once again, Lee Ryder is taking care of business for his loyal punters. Cheers, Lee!

Was he not in the studio when we beat them 5-0 looking sick as fuck saying Peacock's header wasn't over? I'm sure he was an ex-Man U player by then?

If you can't find some decent scran in Newcastle city centre to wash down your drink with then you'll be walking around blindfolded! Don't waste precious piss time queuing for overpriced drink and scolding, tasteless food in the stadium, man! You'll need the halftime break to queue to empty your bladders.

Made from Guddaz.

This years PL is absolute fucking gash. Man U are fifth after being beaten at home to Burnley and are on just 34 points. We're 14th and just four points behind them and have only one goal between our actual centre forwards. It's almost February.

Who?

I think this needs more investigation. I may be some time. Don't wait up.

.....Now I know why I found it so funny.

+1

Us too!

Goodison away, midweek yet again. I'll be happy with a point.

Seem to recall beating Oxford in the 80's when they were virtually relegated and the fans that came up doing the conga in the leazes when they pulled a goal back at 3-0 down. Might've been Dean Saunders who scored it iirc?

Spouting bollocks like that would get you a promotion into management where I work.

How the fuck they're 5th is mind boggling. We can't believe we have the points we have, if I was a Man U fan I'd be thinking the same.

Today's burning question from the Knight..... "Why does he pretend?!"

See, that's the thing, it has something to do with me. I'm Fishman. A superhero, making podcasts by night, making startlingly good Anglo-Spanish food suggestions by day. Named Fishman as an experiment to fuse the natural abilities of a fish to swim with a man went wrong in a laboratory explosion and you were left with a man who was a bit wet like a fish......Fishman!

The fuck did the Fish do?

Well if the Knight says we *ARE* looking to do a deal then damn your eyes, that's good enough for me!

This daft cunt......?

This modern phenomenon of 'away pubs' batters my head in tbh. Like Alex says, go in a bar, buy pints, crack on and don't be a cock. No problem. Seems to be towns and cities with intense paranoia that fuck about with a fans reasonable desire for a pint or several before the match.