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You can tell Liverpool have just won the title as they're all coming out of the woodwork even in death! Apparently Yul Brynner was a Liverpool fan according to some scouser on twitter. He was well known for his love of the reds in showbiz circles as well as his aversion to aftershave. Yul never wore cologne.

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It's more laughable the Ronny Gill putting it up as a big story. (Is it the Knight using his little black book of shit hot NUFC contacts again?)

"So I says to Rita, 'You could hang a wet duffel coat off dose, love and still have change of twenty bob!' I then asked her what she thought about the black eyed peas lads if she'd like to have an ale with me instead?"

(Anyway, I prefer his brother, Anadin).

It's from the comments section on a Caulkin article, which to be fair, is entitled '30 years of hurt? Are you taking the piss?' (Think GC must've been as pissed off as us all?). I made the mistake of paying £34.99 for a years subscription of the Athletic. (Early days but a mistake). I'm guessing Nazrin might have some mates* who'll be on here in a few years time telling us how we're not true Newcastle United fans and how their NUFC experience is worse than ours as we narrowly miss out on a CL final if the Saudis mean business. * Some of whom might have actually read some books and stuff on our history and everything!

As Fish has pointed out, he's muted replies to only those he follows.

Here's a Liverpool fan arguing that the last thirty years has been a lot worse for them than us. 'not comparable' apparently. I could have some conversation with this lad over a pint and tell some tales that would curdle his soul. (Even though he's 'studied' football history).

More worked up than us. Sad.

Well the Knight Ryder doesn't have to worry about any road to Wembley Ronny Gill special editions on the Monday.

Gail fucking Tilsley would've buried our chance.

You tell her.....

Didn't realise almiron was playing?

ANNOUNCE TAKEOVER! (Please).

They really need to attempt a couple of passes, like.

Embarrassing.

My Sheila just told me it, sport.

Going to be a long one, alright.

Mate was on the phone telling me he failed his Australian aboriginal music course he'd been taking. 'Didgeridoo it?' I asked him.

North Korea we are here, woah, woah! North Korea, we are here, woah, woah! North Korea, we are here, Fuck your country, drink your beer, Woooooaaahh, woooaaah!

Done, Brian, err, sorry, Dianne.

I really hope Diane/Unia is a 53 year old bloke called Brian. 'you're so positive and sunny'

If you're a player who's watched their Netflix show, why would you want to go there if you had a viable alternative, especially at a club in a higher position with more recent PL experience? That's it! The 'Friendly cup' games against Norwich are cancelled!

We really need to do something about this 'something for nothing' culture.