Howmanheyman

Aye, I vaguely remember the discussion on here. Well done on remembering that, though.

Once you become an England regular it always takes s while to get dropped. I think Pickford's not too far away now even by the standards I've just described.

De Gea and Pickford.

I've no idea what comments matched what stars? Fair play.

Chronicled-YP.

IT'S BECAUSE THE PLAYERS WERE BRAINWASHED BY RAFA TO NOT DO GOALS AND PASSING, MAN! EVEN THE ONES WHO'VE NEVER PLAYED FOR HIM! (HOW'S THE DRIED BISCUITS AND BACON BY THE WAY?)

0-0. Eez doing a good job is Brucey, Jeff.

Hey! I've managed to merge two photos together using technology. Don't mock it!

Wtf was that all round? Rose, Rodriguez and linesman masterclass in shitness.

"Centre forward Dwight Gayle reporting for throw-in duty, SAH!"

Well that's one fantasy fucked.

'Lol at all the other teams in the world! Hahahaha!!' Wise Woman.

Isegrim's a Euro cop, eh? Here he is with his partner, and also his lover.....

Great start to your diary, mate.

I've never been sent any pictures of a bar by anyone. Who sent you them and why did they send them to you?

The detective inspector eventually got on to Wykiki having something to do with the missing admin girls was when he noticed Wykiki's lawn had rectangular patches of freshly dug up soil all about 6" long.

If it isn't called Bar Tholomew I'm not interested, even if it has got tellys, food, a decent selection of beer and it could well be a potentially a good meeting place before the game, not one fuck will indeed be given.

I assumed it was a bloke as that's no way to speak about the fairer sex.

Taxi? Nah, I'll get the bus. Everytime I get a taxi I wake up with a bad head and a sore arse.

But at least he'll be keeping the Dyno-Rod lads in full time work.

Fucking grinded on me when I sat up in new 'singing section' when the odd group would try to sing songs which included the IRA in them, quite often when others were singing other NUFC songs at the same time. Same kids who by their age have no real idea of it or faced anything to do with it. Why bring it up? They want to 'bring back the noise' then compete against others singing at the same time with their bollocks? Honestly, it's like someone going to games from the 1950's complaining about me and my pals from the late 80s/early 90s so I don't want to come across like a dinosaur but at least we actually sang some fucking Newcastle songs! (luckily didn't hear anything about Tommy Robinson so can assume that's kicked in with the same group of divvies in the last couple of years?)

By the way, Wykiki should do a periodical blog or something, 'Tales from the office'. I love reading his posts about it.