Howmanheyman

I watched Texas chainsaw massacre, the fog and driller killer about the same age which explains why I'm not into TV/films as much as most of you lot.

Sorry to hear about your troubles, mate.

I'm just waiting for a tweet from one of the prospective buyers finishing with an 'SMB' on it before they get my approval.

Alan Shearer: 'Right, so first of all you make sure you can afford it. Then, you get in touch with Ashley to tell him your offer. If he's ok with it you show him proof of funds and pay a fee to look at the books. If you're ok with what you see then Ashley informs the PL.......Did you get all that?......ok, happy to help. See you later.'

or (your call).

*Types 'guys' in a post* Me......

You strike me as a 'Supafan' where life hasn't struck you down enough to affect you to give a a fuck or you're a drone that goes on without thinking too much about the realities of the situation and how you can help. Yours, Part time shithouse.

Can confirm the bifold doors bit only mine have been fully opened a bit more, maybe five times in three years.

There was a lad at work who went to see the manager halfway through the shift in tears saying he had to go home as he'd left the window open and his cat had fell through to his death, (he lived in a block of flats) and his lad was blaming him so he had to go home. It was a few years ago, he was gay lad, the only gay in the village factory, a nice lad but was a bit shy, fish out of water etc. The gaffer wouldn't have had a clue how to react to his tears/reaction so probably let him go asap just to get him out of his office. He'd have told us to fuck off.

I honestly feel that Sunderland are about two owners away from being bought by Wee Phillie with 'The Don' being one of those already then this knacker.

They could've done it BEFORE I'd blocked her. ah'divenknaa.

Oh-oh! Think Wraith's involvement might not go down very well? Never mind that shit, Meltdown incoming in 5...4...3...2...1....

He's not called Mala, either.

My mate put my composite door in. It still looks good, works and he isn't called Steve.

Dorty bastards.

Fair do's, don't blame you at all, Tom, I've just had my fill right now is all.

Someone, anyone gets some publicity as a NUFC fan and he'll be on the blower or messaging you for a podcast, tbf.

I haven't watched any football since the deal was called off and didn't watch much of lockdown football anyway other than NUFC. I've binned off sky sports and BT. Game's fucking corrupt and a sham and worse again is the Herbert's on TV trying to tell us who's done a great job etc. Fuck'em.

Nothing that a sensible chat with two sensible people over a sensible packet of Himalayan sea salt crisps can't sort out.

Pissed off with a talksport presenter? Better call Saul Steve.

@The Fish notices this post and you'll pine for the days you'd never heard of this forum.

She's a fucking Knacker.

Was like Iniesta putting it on a plate for Messi.