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You need to learn remote Jedi maintenance. If a cocky young kid like Luke can pick it up, anyone can.

Michael Owen, bitter, bitter, horrible cunt. He's a Scouser tonight, 100% he'd be Man U if they were on the up. I hope the cunt gets forced to watch film after film in the afterlife the fucking beige little runt.

Might pinch that.

After reading a bit more on the data and how it has and can spread I'm starting to get into Renton's line of thinking. The govt will leave it too late and 100% it will cost lives.

Personally I've been humming 'My Corona' instead of 'My Sharona'. You're more than welcome to join in whether you like it or not.

First thing I do going to an away game is to say something about Sunderland, like.

His clothes aren't very colourful.

2-0 now. Tottenham.

They just showed a replay. Best thing about this game, apart from Spurs hopefully getting knocked out is Drury commentating instead of the usual BT horror show of 'Fletch and Macca'.

Just switched over to have a look based on this post and missed Spurs going behind. Cheers!

https://youtu.be/sHFHz1NQ0mI

If the true Geordie can interview the likes of Shearer, Wraith can interview Mayweather. Fuck it, if true Geordie can interview Shearer, then there's a chance a real heavyweight like Ryder might even be able to grab an exclusive with Paul Sweeney about THAT season we nearly got promoted in 1990.

It was during an interview with Steve Wraith. I'll keep the powder dry regarding the takeover celebrations just for now.

He sees things that would pass mere mortals by. He's a Geordie demi-God.

That's probably improved our chances by a little bit as the crowd will need to be at it and that means a bit more pissed than normal. Same applies to Man City though, although I wonder if they'll have bigger fish to fry around then?

The rocky road patter, man. Parody tries it's best but you can't beat the real McCoy.

We noticed.

Italiano'd YP

We survived two wars, I'm sure we can survive the 'Bog Roll Blitz', Tom.

Alreet, Chas and Dave.

Reminds me of when Gillingham relegated them to the 3rd division.

Ten men, just the game for Shelvey. Not really. Honestly, we were a fuck up from getting a draw. New contracts for Shelvey and Ritchie was very questionable considering it's wages unavailable to a new, improvement on the two lads. I'm pleased about the three points, I promise but that should've been put to bed a long time before their young'un shit himself. We're crying out for a striker, I'd have put money on Gayle scoring at least one chance out of three, (well, more money on big Joe). Anyway, we go again. Think this is the first match thread I've started and we've won. It's our year!!!!

I'm not pinching that one.