Howmanheyman
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A sparky I worked with about 15 years was a big Spenny fan as it happens. Sound lad as well but I'd be fucked with traveling to Spennymoor.
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Drive past Newcastle Benfield and Heaton Stan very regularly and am a ten min walk from Benfield but I heard Gene goes there now so I might take in a Heaton game in the future instead.
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It was Dr Fu-Manchu wot did it.
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He mentions Gayle for a laugh. Gayle would 100% be one of their all-time greats had he played for them, scored a few goals and won them the 2nd Division title whereas here, he'll never have anywhere near the status of a Shearer, Cole, Ferdinand, Beardsley etc, etc.
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Are you not thinking of Peter Crouch?
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'the stellar names go on' Imagine being a Sunderland fan trying to take the piss out of our CF's through the years? We've had some genuinely top class forwards in my lifetime and when you compare theirs to ours it's like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. Phillips was good for a couple of years, Defoe was ok, Gabbiadini was a good 2nd Division player and err......
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First of the rich energy signings being unleashed.
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The Entirely Reasonable Potential Transfers Thread
Howmanheyman replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
🎵 I'm the King of the Clurb!🎶 -
'I love my dear old, mum, bless her, but what about any unexpected bills if she dies?' Sure I'll get the house but I'll have to pay for it to get done out. I'm not made of money! Luckily SunLife were there to squeeze the fucker out of her pension money for insurance. Well, it's not like she uses it for anything else these days other than buying the sun and nutting the pavement when she trips over manhole covers.'
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The Entirely Reasonable Potential Transfers Thread
Howmanheyman replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
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The last photo, man. Like a sunlife assurance advert.
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He'll be round tomorrow with some flowers, chocolates and a copy of the sun to cheer you up.
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Anyone lose anybody in a care home to coronavirus helped by a useless government? WELL NEVER MIND THAT SHIT!!!!.........
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The Entirely Reasonable Potential Transfers Thread
Howmanheyman replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Still not as good as this punch.....
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'The road to Wembley pull out in the evening chronicle tomorrow starts off with a preview of Blackburn Rovers at home and a date with former Magpie starlet and young Geordie, Adam Armstrong with the incentive of a trip to play a certain Joseph Barton once of the parish of the cathedral on the hill and wearer of THAT tache when he scored against Aston Villa in the revenge 6-0 dribbling following the relegation 'Sob on the Tyne' - Gate. Also read what former NUFC and Blackburn striker Louis Saha makes of the tie.'
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Ernest Borgnine btw.
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There's a video of the Maga's getting an unexpected wash somewhere. I'll have a look. Here it is.
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It's been christened 'Dumbkirk' so I see.
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Who are they playing?
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Tyler went to work for BskyB a new satellite channel that no fucker had. He was always average despite Sky implying he's a master of his art. (Better than 'Fletch' of BT but a bluebottle that's just flew into my house is better than Fletcher).
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Official attendance: 30,536
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I could just see Gove going in the Raby or the Grace, getting a pint while he buys a pouch of Golden Virginia baccy from one of the lerculs.
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Was about to call him the Geordie Gove but Gloomy beat me to it. Strange, strange fucker. (That Payne must be a fruit lube too).
