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You don't see many flounces these days.

Ibrahimovic might love himself but he's just scored yet again for Meelan at Napoli and it was a class header. They're top and it could be a good league to watch this year. Far more enjoyable a watch than that fucking shambles yesterday.

Masterstroke by Ashley appointing Bruce. Everyone talking about how shite Bruce is, (unquestionably he is utterly mediocre), whereas under Rafa the focus was on him.

I'm watching bein and half time is a Qatar promotion with a split arse in front of a stadium going back and forth with the two goons, Keys and Gray who thinks it's brilliant. You can even stay at one hotel throughout the tournament!

Apparently I'm hearing that Joe Cole recons Bruce has steadied the ship and made us better defensively? 🤣

Probably the most amusing thing you'll see concerning NUFC today.

Great day out, that. Was surrounded by their fans walking along minding our own business as it kicked off 100 or so yards down the road. That was the EXACT time one of us thought it was a good time to shout out if anyone wanted a spare ticket for the Newcastle end as loads of cockney Danny Dyers* were bouncing on their toes running past us shouting 'FACKIN CAMMOAN!' *As the big lump who shouted it out was King Kong's big brother they strangely left us alone and carried on bouncing away from us.

I'll try and get a stream at kick off. Expecting fuck all from us.

Loads at my work watch it.

'Hello? Hello? I'd that News at ten? Hi, I'd like to report a story for your show tonight......Yep, another non-payer of restaurant bills.......remoaner, you say?......oh definitely. Probably ordered quinoa and lentils, lol.'

Who the fuck watches that pile of shite, man?

It's ok, he's a friend of the conservative party, nothing to see here.

Nothing wrong with this. It is the 'market' after all. /ToryGobshite MP

Even worse!!

'Ralphy'

We all got tested at work last week. Still waiting for the results almost a week later. By the time we get them, anyone positive's isolation period will be almost finished before they've had a chance to, y'knaa, isolate.

I'm in one group, (reluctantly), good lads who I drink with regularly, (or used to), but some of the stuff is beyond a joke, not snuff like shit just constant bollocks and nsfw mixed in. I uninstalled the app but they talked me into going back on after I'd discovered about getting rid of the auto save. Even then the 8 hour break from notifications gets turned on a fair bit.

Aye, there's definitely a missing connection in the wires of the brain when they actively watch shit like that.

Another NUFC Twitter sensation but this time Josh_Toon94 mightn't like that particular tweet.

They're not confined to the construction industry, mind.

That little cunt, Francoís, seems to have been isolating for ages?

I only ever listen to an occasional one if they have an ex-player on I think might be good crack and even then you have to grit your teeth at the fans running it repeating shit like, 'good stuff' after every anecdote and not delving into answers properly. Whilst you mention the athletic, I subscribed for a year on a cheap deal but don't often read it but I've noticed Caulkin and Waugh have a bad habit of interviewing fans as well as ex-players and it's always the same fucking fans, no harm to them, some of whom would've been bairns in some of the topics they talk about and who's knowledge/experience might not be all that but they're NUFC-twitter famous so that's all cush then.

Put it down to experience, watch a bit of Frankie Vaughan, try and forget about it and move on. Anyway, that's enough about MF. Quiff, sounds like you've had a lucky escape and at least you got your leg over so it wasn't totally a waste of time.

Ray Clemence has died. RIP.