Howmanheyman

I know you've all been frantic worrying, but worry no more, my test came back negative. Daughter had to leave school and isolate till I got the results, got them this morning, sent her in then her mate gets a call on the way telling them a classmate, (not in their bubble but whom they've had contact with) has tested positive so it was about turn before she even arrived. Apparently just hearing her mate's mam has been informed she can go back in so expecting a similar call pretty soon. It's all a bit disruptive, isn't it? I called in work and told my test was negative and they didn't even discuss the fact I'm not feeling too clever it was just a 'see you tonight'.

Did he do the voice for Darth Vader?

Other than the supermarket once and work, I've been nowhere for over a week. Work isn't socially distanced properly although they pretend it is and one of the daughters works at a pharmacy and the other has recently went back to school. Could have caught it through all of those or more likely just have a head cold.

Well I had a test today. Don't have a temperature etc but do have the cough and feel rough. Managed to get a test in Murton, past Seaham so a bit of a drive. Someone related to a lass who works with the eldest bairn had one today at Byker whereas I got stuck in Apache land. I was in a rush otherwise I'd have had a black and white scarf hanging out of the rear car window on the way down, (hear what I'm saying essembee).

Poor cunt having to deal with sensational headlines that other teams who get embarrassed 3-0 at home to Brighton don't have to. #prayforBruce Fucking mealy mouthed arsehole, man. said the other day that comparing his patter, mannerisms, dynamism etc with Kevin Keegan was like comparing the force of a whirlwind with the force of a rather constrained, silent fart.

Even I'm not that heartless. You on the other hand, Mumsnet-diet-fad-CT-esque......

Sorry to hear that, @wykikitoon.

I've seen a lot worse.

It's a bit early 90's paisley-tastic isn't it?

Essembee conclusion...... COWARDICE. In this instance I'd plump for CLUELESSNESS.

After hearing how much better this side is that Bruce has from Jamie Redknaap I have to say I'm a little bit shocked.

Some managers must see Bruce coming a mile off.

Shelvey and then Carroll.

Bruce and his line up are getting torn to shreds. Didn't fancy us at all today. The fact he's moving people around says it all but keeping the same formation. He's a pudding, really.

Man U.

The excitement from the commentator on a Man U goal compared to the Palace one.

Leeds DNA is Neanderthal isn't it?

I tried one Ayatollah sent me but it wouldn't work, (my fault, no doubt,) I've give up the ghost and got now tv on a (slight) offer. I used to have a decent paid site on Kodi a few years ago then he went to bitcoin only payment to which my reaction was obviously.....

Sorry to hear it, MF.

Anyone got any good recommendations for sports subscriptions that are not sky, BT and are cheaper, yet reliable? PM me biatches.

I'm surprised he get on metro radio, tbh. Thought the Tyne & Wear satellite TV channel might have been his only bet?

How the fuck do the usual suspects still fall for this cunt's photo ops and stunts? Same cunts who did likewise with Johnson's similar behaviour?

Sorry to hear your news, MF.