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They're the Man U of the 3rd division, everyone's cup final so it would be rude to abandon their new mates down there. It's the kind of selfless act a classy club would do unlike the universally disliked Mag rabble up the road. FTM.

Perez was a big fan of wooden forks you get from a chippy. Him and his kid thought they were dead funny.

He'd do a good job pairing with Wilson but might struggle if Rafa wasn't on the case.

Worked with a lad, die hard Sunderland fan, would be in and out on a match day, (think him and his mates were from around Leam Lane iirc?) Used to call them thick mackem bastards etc.

I know I had a pair. 👍

The bloke who makes up his own chants in his mother's house is pretty harmless really. Gormless, but harmless. This cunt comes across the worst of them all, an absolute travesty of a man. If he was the top sperm cell in his father's knackers then I can only shudder imagining what the rest would've turned out like? His mam definitely should've chucked the foetus and raised the afterbirth instead.

Steven does realise that East End bad boy, 'Nasty Nick' was just a character in a soap, doesn't he? (Going to be a long interview when the penny drops).

Just.......why?

I had a pet duck who wasn't bad at the old soul singing due to a freak accident when he survived forty seconds inside a microwave oven. I called him Bill Withers.* * Now THAT'S what you call desperate.

Had one of those unfortunate pube hairstyles.

Was it high tec? I'm at graft so must've missed it? (Not that I follow him).

'off-west end musical'

'Fund raiser' Bob Geldof "Is it forgetting about moi musical career now, is it?!"

I'm amazed he was still alive tbh. Not amazed anymore. RIP.

'Top Quizzer' Judith Keppel. 'Panto star' Biggins. 'Scottish singer' Lulu. Is this from the Viz?

It's got Maureen Lipman in there described as 'actor'. Shouldn't it be 'ex-actor' as the last thing I remember her appearing in* was those 'Ology' adverts for BT (?) around the late 80's? * Apart from the part she played in the removal of Jeremy Corbyn.

FFS, What's so desperate about it? It's just a daft, harmless joke. I also didn't steal anything, hence me putting his name to it. (Can't argue about the desperate times bit).

Police are investigating a £1 coin thrown on to pitch at the stadium of light during the game. Police unsure if it was hooliganism related or a bid for the club. (Joe Allon)

When you're in a spin, shits going down, you're in league one forever and you need to get your bearings before you pass out.... concentrate on the basics.....

I've seen this argument before about a blue trim and people saying that never happened and I'm canny sure it did. @Kid Dynamite I bought an asprilla shirt from a far eastern site fairly recently and I've got to say it's very good, not as good as the original but I'm a bit of a nit picker. The quality is very, very similar but I paid approximately £14 Inc delivery which was a bit slow. That supplier you're looking at will be getting it from the same source but paying extra for delivery which they're passing on to you plus profit. (If you buy it direct with fast delivery options it'll be similarly priced). I've bought four items from a site, (different sellers) and all but one has arrived so far. Average price around £13. It just takes a couple of months to deliver.

It looked American more than anything else.

Sol Campbell apparently interviewed for the Sunderland job.

NFL stands for Not Fucking Likely.