Howmanheyman

Alreet, Danny Dyer.

If I had a team I'd call it 'Kim's Panties' after the Eldon Square five a side team that used to feature in the Ronny Gill's league table on a Thursday night.

Hendrick's shot.

Players coming back from injury in injury shocker!!!!

Never been the same since 1812.

Aye, fuck them and the Chinese virus as well. 🇱🇷🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇮🇱🇬🇧🇱🇷🇬🇧

Schar a knocking bet to get done from a dead ball at some point regardless of injury against Burnley.

'Sums up Bruce's luck' Are they taking the piss after last week?

Cracking goal!

Fuck me, they can't help big Bruce up, can they? Slaughtered Benitez, like.

Sky, "It's been a good start to the season and through to the quarter finals."

Bruce's patter, man. Fucking hell. It's lifting.

He doesn't like to complain like celebs don't like to mention their charidee work.

Nee fucker cares, Essembee, mate. A team got relegated because the goal line technology wasn't turned on last season and it didn't get the attention that the penalty at Tottenham did.

Bruce doesn't any help from our match threads to be honest.

Leave them as toontastic's special threads tribute to Steve Bruce's 'aahl ower the shop' tactics.

He is.

You wait all day for a match thread and two come along at once. Eeee well.

Errrrr......aye.

Closer in time from my DOB to this team than I am to now and today's team from my DOB......(Probably goes for most on here. Ancient history of winning stuff? Pffft).

How BT think he's their number one commentator defies belief. Can only think it's a yoof demographic thing going on or something?

The punching the turf straight after makes it even funnier.

Loses points with 'Nintendo'. (I've actually ordered the shorts from that kit). Would love either of these.....