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Howmanheyman

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  1. Think of Twitter as Rangers and Trump as a Catholic.
  2. 'MF! Don't just put that loaf in!!! Check the date on it!!!......Eeeee! Do hear that? It's 'Martha's Harbour' remember when you could get it up? Them were the days, you old dog......What a shame.....Never mind. What's for tea, anyway?'
  3. He would've had to have been in a position to miss them first. (So Carroll wins by virtue of that. Next target for NUFC is to get someone who gets in those positions and then does a goal thing).
  4. Watching this shit week in, week out. It's fucking purgatory.
  5. Joelinton, man. Jesus he's fucking shit. Plays like he's strolling down the copacabana to look at the fanny not realising the biggest fanny on view is himself.
  6. Apparently that bookshelf is a sheet you can buy online.
  7. Tragic is an often overused word but so apt for that twitter conversation.
  8. He had high blood pressure? Don't all gammons?
  9. Some friends and relatives of squaddies or ex-squaddies are on a different level again.
  10. Forty seven but thanks to early nights, the best genes from a great family* and oil of Ulay I don't look a day over 45. *UM© verified. ✓
  11. We got big plastic hanging curtains as well as doors. They took the curtains down months ago then put them back up as they thought the contamination risk was more important than the covid risk. Doors are always shut.
  12. I'd say your lass is a bit more at risk than me, (hopefully not so much now she's had a jab!)
  13. It'll be my first shift back in tonight since pre-xmas and if I'm going to catch anything, I'd put the mortgage on it being at work despite measures put in place. Around 10% was off isolating or had it around late Nov/early December.
  14. I'm a key worker but we've never sent the youngest in, (Wife can't work). She's doing really well at the minute and has been growing academically for about two years now. I'm hoping it's enough for her results should the exams be cancelled but it's hard to tell. I tend to make teas but not sourdough quinoa Banana loaf fusions and the wife can't stand for long periods to do anything but simple sandwiches etc so she can can learn at home no bother, (just bought her a decent laptop so she doesn't have to use the slightly slow family one). The only thing that's sometimes problematic is making dinner quietly when she's in a lesson as the eldest comes home from work as she literally works round the corner. I think her school have done pretty well considering the debris of the omni-shambles from their old Etonian overlords raining down on them.
  15. Troops, mate, no offence but I really couldn't give a fuck what the pudding says.
  16. Obviously, his initial inference was, we're unreasonable and Brighton are just as shit and they're not moaning. Blatantly trolling.
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