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"What?"

It's not like strolling down the copacabana for some chill time is it?

Joelinton's passing ability.

I'm a pipe and slippers man, now. (Just remembered we're having cheese tonight as we never got round to it so far. Can't not have some red wine with cheese so after tonight I'll seriously consider knocking the drink on the head till the bars are open).

Every time I've had lager the last couple of weeks, Heineken then Peroni, it's tasted flat and not particularly cold, almost tasteless. I'd suspect covid but I can taste food ok. Had wine and even fed up with that. One night I had jack Daniels double blend or something and I was completely fucked the next day. Had a bit of a drink yesterday but am considering knocking the drink on the head till the bars are open again. If nothing else it'll help shift some additional timber.

I'm on the Tetley's tea today, like.

Do you remember when we played our 100th game in Europe? Can't remember them congratulating us but I'll be the bigger man and on behalf of all Newcastle United fans say 'well done Sunderland'. "Actually, it's on behalf of '50,000 screaming Geordies'. Get it right!!"

Giving him another year. Even worse than getting him in the first place. Smacks of the decision by the same numb nuts who gave a clearly disinterested and injured Colo another deal because it was easier/cheaper than getting another decent CB in. I can imagine Rafa not being interested to put it mildly.

It's policy to just spout bollocks so often it that people can't keep up with the lies or are quite happy to report the lies and say nothing. There was even that West Sussex, (of somewhere like it) conservative party magazine stating how they could bullshit and it would be forgotten if everyone kept bullshitting on a regular basis. I'm pretty sure the idea didn't originate at some minor home counties conservative club meeting?

Pffft.....but could they slide down an iced up Byker bank on a February night on a half inched, placca council barrier?

Didn't realise he was as old as that?

at the last couple of pages. #rofl'sbaby

'FURY'

He's blatantly paid some money for a 'how to succeed in a digital business age' course from some American grifter advertising on LinkedIn or something? #Alwaysusehashtags #Foranything #Haveyoutriedmyothercourseaboutbusinessinsportonly£99.99?

It's almost like being on twitter! @Tom

Who's his 'group' by the way?

Aye. All in the Eurovision Research Group. Grrrr.

I sincerely hope history absolutely pulls these type of cunts to bits especially the prominent ones but they say history is written by the victors and these bastards are backed by serious money.

Take no notice. At least you tried. Vewy hard.

I saw a clip of Where Eagles Dare the other day and lusted a bit after Ingrid Pitt only to dream that night of the rotten corpse of the now deceased Pitt trying to straddle me and neck on. Just then, Scarlett Johansson walked in the bedroom and as Pitt's corpse pinned me down, she leaned across and whispered....."careful what you wish for." I then awoke in a cold sweat and thought to myself, that's the last time I won't be careful what I wish for, and that goes double for my football club. I then turned over and slept peacefully like a log. Yours, Mr Baft Dastard.

He should maybe stick to his 'I'm really dead funny, honest to god' thing the BBC seem to be shoveling on him?

It's not a conspiracy they're just all on the same old boys circuit, whereas the likes of Rafa isn't. Easier to call someone you'll never really see or work with than someone you might work with or bump into on a semi regular basis.

Ok, up and coming needing an opportunity to show how he can work with obstacles. A stepping stone for managers as well as players. Anyway, if you're Ashley, that's surely what you'd be looking for?