Howmanheyman

Shouldn't laugh at someone's misfortunes who may or may not be having a mental breakdown but.....

Imagine you're in a bar, you join a little group who are talking about NUFC. You listen for a couple of minutes but they're not singing off the same hymn sheet as yourself, you move on to another, ditto. Finally you pass a group who seem to know the crack a bit and after a couple of minutes of their chatting you go to join in but you're not allowed to speak. You just have to sit there and listen to them. That's your NUFC podcasts.

Podcasts, eh? I'll be sure to give them a listen as I think they're the future.

It's as old as the hills, that one!

A pint of Peroni, cheers! (Impossible to say but loads stand out, obviously the first, 0-4 Goodison. Baseball 4-1 defeat then the victory a few months later. Peterborough, Grimsby, Highbury, Upton park, Ayresome park, Burnden, Roker..... basically the old grounds. Europe came at the wrong time for me, personally).

Did he ask his dad for a cowboy outfit for his birthday, like?

Sunderland AFC, now that irrelevant that this thread is basically about a knacker pretending to buy them, (who even they have seen through immediately), rather than the club themselves.

This red wall thing, pretty fucking sure swathes of Yorkshire and lancs have been Tory on a fairly regular on/off basis. Obviously a couple of standout results came in at Blyth and Sedgefield which was shocking but by and large it's the usual suspects throughout England who are thicker than a castle door, racist and believe any old shit if one of their 'betters' from Eton tell them the score via the usual channels. Honestly, you could be on holiday and pick them out with a probable very high percentage of correct guesses, especially when there's an international football tournament on. Red wall? Pffft. Don't lump the M62 area in with me. (Hoping the gullible cunts in Blyth etc switch straight back and think they will in all honesty).

🎵 I have a dream!! If dreams come true.... Etc. 🎶

"....and here's me article ah wrote about 'The man who came from the pit village but became a world cup hero.....for two nations and was black & white all over but a Leeds legend in his time at the West Yorkshire club.' Jack? Jack? Are you alreet, wor kid? Is me prose a bit too high brow for you, like?"

Sorry I was late to reply, was arranging a podcast where I mention a hotel that gave me a drink in a thimble sized glass. That'll teach 'em.

The fuck?

It was pre-covid so no surprises now.

So far, it's half my shift who have it or isolating. Sat with a lad on my breaks yesterday and he started to have symptoms by the end of it. He's off today to get a test.

I love that Steve Wraith had something to do with him earlier on.

Dropping like flies at my place. Either got it or isolating. We've got to wear masks, try and keep our distance, (impossible) and wash our hands regularly as well a few other measures in place. Anyway, bottom line......carry on regardless.

Var! Huh! Ain't nothin' but a sky sports heartbreaker! Var, huh! Only friend, the Newcastle United penalty taker.

Var! Good God, Y'all What is it good for? Getting an undeserved point at Tottenham, Carra absolutely stottin' Say it again.

So who's reading this thread in the office/working from home, drinking a can of pop, (not peas, they're in 'tins') not really understanding the advice but then crushing the can and saying 'Yeah' in the style of a deep African American voice before checking their emails?

I find the lack of belief in Britain and Brexit disturbing. We didn't win two world wars worrying about car parks!!!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

He's always been overated, I wonder how many fancied the obscure BskyB gig when it kicked off? Hardly anyone had it in the very early days. If you got rid of him he'd probably get replaced by that smug cunt, Matterface. Matterface on sky, the even worse 'Fletch' on BT.

Congratulations @Howay.

You can fuck off if you think I'm clicking on that?