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Howmanheyman

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  1. I'm starting to feel that way about twitter but it does have it's good points. (Just a shame about the shit). Years since I had Facebook.
  2. I was once on the Nat King Cole and bumped into a couple of mates walking down the fossway after they'd signed on. Apparently Wor Jackies had some bottled lager on for 50p a bottle. It was a lovely summer's day and we all ended up going to wor Jackies but it turned out the 50p lager was 8% cider. The newly retired boxer John Davison was behind the bar learning the ropes so he told us and had a bit crack on with us. Later on as I staggered up Shields Road with my mates I climbed on top of a bus stop and was smiling and waving to the passengers on the top deck I maybe realised a little too late.......
  3. Probably put together by a paid for service.
  4. That used to be my local.
  5. Read it and weep. Nothing new but they never fail to keep going with the bullshit. All the headlines with 'fury' in them regarding fuck all really but when around 30,000 to 50,000 are dead and our conservative government have been fucking useless...... happy days headlines. (Might as well have had a picture of a smiling Fonz).
  6. Is she the one who sang 'what if God was one of us'? Asking for myself.
  7. It should've been opened by, (checks the thread)..... Jimmy Montgomery, Kate Adie, Emile Sandie or George something from some house building TV show as he's a 'good lads fan'.
  8. I can't actually believe that's real and not some kind of spoof.
  9. The pupil's revenge on the master. For shame.
  10. "It wouldn't surprise me if he did."......(come back). It might not surprise John Marra, MLF, FTM etc but it would surprise everybody else, not least Short's accountants.
  11. They hard cunts, or so-called hard cunts, obviously didnae fancy a square go with Paddock lad. They shite'in cunts, more like.
  12. MotD has a 'best player to not play for the top 6' thing. Where do you even start on it? Gary Speed and David Batty are on it despite playing for top 6 sides, us, Leeds and Blackburn. (Maybe Everton?). Ian Wright's comment on Speed? Couldn't believe he never played for a top 6 side. He's got a point, can't believe he didn't play for 3rd division Man City instead of champions Leeds and European placed NUFC. Rob Lee isn't on the list which by my reckoning is correct, he clearly played for a top 6 side, by their reckoning we're not a top 6 side so how the fuck Jay Jay Okacha and Tim Cahill for example are above him defies belief. I know it's only a bit of fun, but ha'way man.
  13. I don't think it is LM now, as it happens.
  14. She can fuck off, instead I'll be commemorating the 224 years since the end of the second Maroon war between Britain and 150 Jamaican maroons with 350 runaway slaves. They never knew what hit 'em! We'll be having a BBQ with reggae reggae sauce as a tribute.
  15. They both have an obsession switch they can't turn off.
  16. I think I know who LM is on Twitter.
  17. Three seasons, have you forgotten 1987, marra? (I haven't).
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