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Don't forget the french keeper sweeping Shearer's legs away from him near the end of a 0-0 and the baldy cunt ref who's name escapes me who was Ferguson's 12th man not giving the pen.

MNF talking with Neville and Carragher for 15 mins about Man United then go to a break so Neville can sort out an interview with Amorim and after the break they're going to talk about Liverpool. Fair play how they manage to keep a straight face.

Is this a reading your heart rate and an ECG or something?

I'd twat Keane, fart in Neville's general direction and ask Ferdinand and Owen a moderately tricky question and watch their brains implode like that mini sub looking for the titanic.

Keane's good for a little chuckle when the dummy comes out when they lose but purely for his attitude on us I can't abide the arrogant cunt. No doubt his sendings off plus his stint at the mackems have helped his attitude.

Sky advert just now, 'Can Amorim turn it around at Manchester United take on Newcastle?' Why isn't it, 'Can Eddie Howe close the gap on the top four?'

Let's hope we're clued up off the pitch as well as on it and the players interviewed aren't lead into saying how much they dislike Man United just to give the goons in the studio all the ammo they need so they can smirk when they put the upstarts in their place. I'm still foaming how they stitched up Dan Burn last season who didn't see it coming but think about it this way, would they do something similar with one of their lot? Would they do it with one of the players at Liverpool? Would Carragher ask Van Dijk to do a dance for him? I hope we fucking smash them and burn tells Keane to fucking swivel.

Exhibit A on TNT highlights show of AC Milan v AS Roma at the San Siro....

Sky pundit line up for tonight.

Tell me more....

In case you hadn't guessed, I've no idea what or who Mr Beast is apart from certain individuals I've met through the years who meet the description.

Zoidberg:

I saw a YouTube video from one of their non-manc fans and to be fair the lad, he didn't seem a bullshitter, gave us the respect of calling us by our actual fucking name and reeled off the reasons why he thinks they've zero chance of getting a result which we all acknowledge ourselves but are too scarred by defeats here in the past and too superstitious to openly go for it. Head says we beat these but we also know they'll be under big pressure themselves for a result. If we get the first goal they could well collapse like a pack of cards, (Joe Harvey ©) we twat them and it's a case of what were you worried about or it's not as simple as that which life seldom is. Let's just hope we get the first fucking goal.

Saw him in the toon once*, can't really remember it. RIP Mr President. *He said howay the lads and if rtg was a thing then they'd have lost their fucking minds or claimed he was doing their version or something?

Bloke on the Everton match emphasising how much possession Everton had, I missed about ten minutes of the game and it should've been about four nil to forest from what I saw.

"....and why not?"

On the plus side it's always amusing when Everton concede and Leon Osman the typical, typical non-entity of an Everton ex-player for the vast majority of their years post Kendall is on the co-commentary at Goodison for the goal and he tries to seem like he's not bothered. #SadnessInHisVoice

Fucking Sutcliffe the younger even publicising his murderous timetable now. Cockiness is always their downfall.

What?! Speak up, man!!

When you want Everton to win, the useless cunts, class forest goal by Wood though Pickford made his mind up to lob him.

My wife really did buy this record and it makes me laugh every time I hear the phrase.

I presume you're not talking about the king? (Michelle Keegan is fit as a fucking lop, like).

Started watching the new jackal thing but the regular music throughout is putting me off even though it seems decent so far.

Wait till you start chatting about hip replacements.

I think the most I've been into Italian football, other than maybe the 90s and channel 4 gazetta etc is the darkest days of Ashley where it was depressing watching anything that reminded me of how shit the PL was, competition wise, and how shit a position Ashley had us in, strangling us but not completely finishing us off. Italian football took my mind off it a bit and was easy to access for me at the time. It's a strange league these days and it drives me mental seeing teams wearing whatever strip they fancy on a week by week basis even at home they'll sometimes just wear an away shirt, it's a bit mental.