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We don't like playing down there, do we?

Joelinton wants fucked for that goal. Limitations of some are there for all to see, Gordon looks fucked, longstaff had to put up with a lot last year, no excuse so far in this game.

It's going to be Alan fucking sleeping tablet Smith doing our game, isn't it?

The trouble is nobody's surprised tbh.

Sky are defacto the media wing of Man U and Liverpool.

Coming up, an in-depth Hhcccarra interview with the new Liverpool manager . 👍

Bournemouth v NUFC featuring Dalglish's daughter talking to ex-liverpool players Jamies Redknaap and Carragher at Anfield talking about Liverpool in the build up to our match. Righto. 👍

Are we playing today?

@Toonpackand their lass filling in the time now he's retired.

Should've shouted out 'Arselicker' at him. I'm not cross with you, just a tad disappointed, PL.

"Have you suffered the loss of any footballers from your club who are black? Were they sold to somebody else and it wasn't your fault? Did the people replacing them have blonde hair and were pasty looking who you gave no permission for your club to sign? If so you may be due compensation. Call 0898 24/7 365 and ask for Fair Dinkum solicitors, because your gurn is our concern."

Sky: "Will Arsenal be Nelson Mandela or will Villa make them look more like Nissan Main Dealer? Find out after the break when it's LIVE!!"

Arsenal's training top is a little bit Nelson Mandela-ish.

2-0 spurs. Keeper fuck up, Calvert-Lewin at Everton these days.....

Spurs beating Everton.

Missed the winner, I wonder if Brighton are still temporarily on top of the primyeer league?

Xerxes the Great (touch).

Brighton hit the crossbar so obviously man U score via a deflection at the other end. VAR check so it'll obviously be onside.

If by any remote chance Roger Tames is reading this, maybe I was a bit harsh with you?

According to the American preeesenter Brighton went top of the primyeer league if only temporarily by winning 3-0. I hope he adds that bit every week all season for whoever is at the top of the primyeer league on any given weekend.

A mate got a chippy at Oldham I think it was and asked for batter to go with his chips and got the translation back and forth about scraps till they both understood what he wanted. He then asked for a can of pop, again quizzical looks before the wife obviously gave up and just guessed what he wanted. She charged him whatever it came to before presenting him with his chips with a tin of peas.

I heard him talking as they walked out of the tunnel so turned it over and now have the foreign PL feed on because my ears are dear to me.

No idea who vick or Harris is let alone who Harris supports? (Obviously the MLFs know who supports who because they're fucking berserk).

Where do you even start with this?