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I can't wait for his gaffer to peddle him. "So! The salei is going ahead and you have not had enough influence in your country that you claimto have to stop it! Why do I pay you and your Gray for? Enough! You're sacked. Give me one good reason to keep you and the one who speaks gibberish?"

Guidelines for employers. Honestly, it's impossible to keep to the guidelines at all times, absolutely impossible.

Beth Rigby there on sky, 'some minister's never intended everyone to stay away from work indefinitely and they'd like construction and manufacturing to go back to work'. Basically, the plebs can get it, get back to work. (Never left work personally).

I prostate myself before your majestic presence, Meenz. A thousand curses on my memory.

A jilted lover.

Well the prose is similar, the formation's to die for.

The Bobby Robson foundation needs it's £20, mate.

"I'd like to meet the Spaniard who could make his way past me!" "Well go to Spain then, there's millions of them."

They are being guided by the science, it's just that half of the cunts can't read a map and the other half don't want to listen to the guide. As for poor old CT, all he ever wanted to do was talk about his beloved Tory party and cuddly Mike but people kept bringing politics and two relegations up, I mean, isn't that what a forum's for?

Yorkshire. ✓ Bike riding ✓ Serial killer of female work colleagues ✓ Surprised you didn't guess who he was earlier?

Think Tynemouth leisure pool.

"Which one is Giles?"

@dunny8973 if any of you don't already have it? Off the top of my head I've got Tom, Fish, Cath, Ant, PL, Stevie and 'think' I've J69. Might be more but I can't remember or genuinely don't know I'm following someone from here?

I did a click & collect from B&Q yesterday, was only one couple in front of me, was as many B&Q workers as 'collectors' however the actual shop had a queue to get in and the coast road seemed as busy as it would normally be at around 10.30. I just threw on an old Northern Ireland shirt and got some proper hackies off the mess of a female and her dopey looking bloke. I wondered what she was looking at then noticed one of the workers with an England shirt on and guessed she wasn't impressed with the lack of red, white and blue? (I'd forgotten it was VE Day celebrations and I'm taking it that was the reason and she wasn't a hardcore Republic of Ireland fan?) My old Street had a party and I noticed a couple of streets down from me had the bunting out, mainly St George flags with the England three lions on it and the odd union jack. We just had a BBQ in the back garden and played a bit music at a respectable noise level and got pissed before wor lass put the karaoke on later on that night when we went inside. We didn't sing Vera Lynn. I very reluctantly let the daughters go around the old street to have a look plus say hello to their mate with strict instructions to not get too close but they ended up staying for a couple of hours and got walked home by a couple of our old neighbours, one of whom is a good mate of mine. Everyone was drunk and I ended up giving them a can each as they sat in my back garden, (not close to each other) and then eventually left when they finished their can. My mate then hugged wor lass and me and when I woke up today I kicked myself for not being more strict in the first place with the girls. It's the first time we've fucked up. God knows what the old street was like as apparently the police came around as a singer had been hired, (I kid you not) by someone. I really enjoyed yesterday in the garden when it was just us but should've known what would happen if I let them pop round to our old street. My fault 100% but can't help but feel this VE celebration was deliberately pushed to keep people's minds off the fuck ups of the government knowing some folk would do whatever they wanted and even people who've been careful up till now could drop a bollock full of peeve. (Me).

Howay seconds before a mackem rant.....

I've got a hundred quid. That's non negotiable. Take it or leave it.

Ok, JUST for clarity, in my own mind, (nobody else's, probably) anyone who calls people 'guys' is a 'guy'. (I don't know if you do or don't, I was being flippant and having a carry on so chill, all's good).

If you're a player you'd surely get a buzz about playing with better players and put the extra yards in to be a part of it. I'd be genuinely surprised if none of our players at all ended up in a successful Newcastle United. Players can evolve and although most wouldn't cut it it's certainly not as cut and dried as people would make it. Every team near the top of the league will have one or two more average players who get game time. Few teams are blessed with superstars all through the squad. I'd be champing at the bit if I was a current player. (Worst comes to worst they could end up moving to a better club than a Mike Ashley ran club).

Bob?

Ok, there's men on here plus Cath, (a lass), CT, ( a Fanny) and J69, (an actual 'guy'). Breaking: And Trophyshy who is evidently called Guy as opposed to J69 who acts like he is. FMOP

There's no guys on here. I'm sorry.