Howmanheyman

Hitler's not happy with the Don.

Magedia.

I don't personally know anyone working from home.

"Word on the street, Gloomboy..... looking good, my man!"

It was all his tenants had till they can pay him his rent.

Oliver was 'Wide of the mark', John Gibson was 'Straight from the shoulder and now Lee Ryder is 'The man that launched a 1,000 parodies'.

Heartless cunt.

Lucky escape for CT as he was wanting him to move nearby.

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Alreet, Priti?

He's trying to get back tbh. He's suggested an isolated role very similar to what he's already doing but they're not having it last I spoke to him?

Sounds canny. Where can I sign up?

My mate has just been put on furlough. He was sent home around six weeks ago because he was 'at risk' but was being paid by his company. Now he's been told he's furloughed and his company will top his 'govt wage' up to 100%. What happens if they stop the scheme? Will they put him on the sick? Expect him to go back to work? Would his work be liable if he croaked it if they made him go back?

I wish! There's fucking loads of non public sector workers already gone back or have never stopped in the first place. Can't believe this could be turned into a public Vs non public sector argument?

Summer of 69 (Corona re-mix 2020) I got my first real virus thing Got it at five to nine Coughed up 'til my mucous bled Was the summer of Bat chow mein Me and some guys from school Had a band and we tried real hard. Jimmy quit, Jody got married I should've known we'd never get far Oh, when I look back now That summer seemed to last forever And if I had the choice Yeah, I'd never wanna be there Those were the worst days of my life Ain't no use in complainin' When you've got a job to do Spent my evenings down at the factory And that's when I met you, yeah Standin' on your mama's porch You told me that you'd wait forever Oh, and when you held my hand I knew that it wasn't very clever Those were the worst days of my life Oh, yeah. Back in the summer of Bat chow mein

Has he got a spare £20m out of that to lend the Don? (Asking for a club).

Spent a lot of it at work or blobbing. Shift work. It really screws you up!

Apparently she ordered tapas one night and got a small plate with black pudding and a soupçon of gravy, another small plate with mini sausage rolls and a plate with a mini Yorkshire pudding with an ironic chipolata in the middle. She said, 'What the fuck's this shit?' 'English tapas, madam.' was the reply. She couldn't fuck off soon enough. (So they reckon).

Can see things getting a bit messy in a few years time if things go the way we hope. Young kids to mackem dads in no-mans land wanting Newcastle United kits.

The need to have another club's crest on a flag, though? Just jack your club in if you have to go that far, man.

I suppose it's just part of their natural journey into taking St George flags to England games with their name on it like the rest of all the other lower league clubs.

Friend wars.....