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With Gemmill on this. On the whole been a good tournament.

It should be a close game, either could win it but if you put a gun to my head........ Italy.

Fake news. Here's the real photo.....

Wear a helly Hansen top or whatever they're called?

Don't be shy, give them a knock, take some cans and join in, man! You know you want to.

Barbecue next door resumed now?

Big news from Wembley on the day England play Italy in the final of the European championship....... ARE, and I cannot stress this enough, YOU NOT ENTERTAINED, loyal punters?

I'll be out so probably won't hear the shite but if I was in it would be BBC all day long. First and foremost, Matterface, the worst commentator I've ever heard is being given the microphone for some big games and that blows my mind tbh, did they not listen to him first before giving him the job? I'd honestly have Charles Harrison or Roger Tames over this knacka. Then there's the adverts plus ITV promoting a premium line phone competition etc whilst the BBC just do it better. Jenas is shite and Ferdinand is a knob but I'd put up with them over listening to the horror show of Matterface and moonface Dixon.

I bought a late 90s Roma shirt from DHGate. It's a good effort even has the Colosseum superimposed on it etc but the trim is yellow and not orange. (It was a punt on a cheap shirt so not the end of the world and nobody would probably know but it's doing my head in as I had the original!)

"For an extra £25 you get a years free membership of the club 1892 help Mike buy a high street shop scheme." "What do I get?" "A free badge, a keyring and emails with 10% off vouchers to spend at selected sports direct shops." "Go on then!"

They'll arrest him just for being English, man! Just say that you're both Islamic, immigrant, lesbian wimmins and they might even get you a house these days.

I can't remember who scored other than Robson tbh, I was only 8 1/2! I Remember winning 3-1 but España '82 isn't as clear in the memory as later ones, some things stick a bit better than others.

I suppose it depends what she's doing and if she's symptomatic? It sounds as though she's just going outside for a bit?

Paul Mariner played a blinder against us for Ipswich as a teenager in the 90s. (At least that's what me and a mate said in a brief conversation after the game with a glory hunting/Johnny-come-lately sitting with us. We only said it once but knew he'd repeat it somewhere along the line to someone else and about half an hour later......) Old Peter the manager: "Paul Mariner!? He's fucking retired, man! Where did you watch the game? 1979?!" Cue a foaming Johnny come lately heading in our direction with a not so pleasant look on his face as we had a little giggle. RIP

Daughter's boyfriend had it and isolation finishes on Sunday so he'll be ok to go back out on Monday. Is he going to stay in on Sunday with a few hours to go to the official all clear when he's 19 and England are playing Italy in the final of the European championship? I'd say let her go outside, Renton and let her/you use common sense.

At this point, Starmer should get kitted out in an all white suit with a red cross on it and be photographed on an England deckchair in his back garden pouring a can of Carling into a pint glass, (well he is a Knight of the realm), just to troll Johnson and confuse gammons.

We had a great shirt when we got relegated in 1989.

Looks a bit better on Callum Wilson than it will on twenty stone Keith from South Shields.

'He's fresh! Exciting!'

Nice how they get tickets. (Apart from the hypocrisy and the nagging doubt I have that she truly gives a fuck about football).

I'm older and bitter but hope England win it especially for the bairns, for the players who've put up with shit from the mail/telegraph etc, for Rashford for showing up Johnson but especially as it'll piss Renton, err, I mean Fox, Farage and the gammons off.

I want them to win but it won't devastate me if they don't, semi final of the European championship and I was completely relaxed about it in a way I just wouldn't be if NUFC were in a semi final or pre-derby game. I think my chill must be rubbing off on the players so I'll take any credit going if we win.

Never a pen and have to say the grealish substitution was poor but they're there. Similar managerial decisions against Mancini might not go his way. Well done England, well done Denmark and good luck England for the final but that grealish substitution would worry me, well on top, did nothing for the game and potentially pisses the kid off. We've every chance but I half fancy Italy as they're Italy.

@Christmas Tree Howay, CT, forget the politics and football thread, this is the one for you, Quiff will reply to your every post, Gloomy and Gemmill are in and Rayvin won't post every time but it'll be a long one when he does. Diet-T-level-tastic!