Howmanheyman

Who's his 'group' by the way?

Aye. All in the Eurovision Research Group. Grrrr.

I sincerely hope history absolutely pulls these type of cunts to bits especially the prominent ones but they say history is written by the victors and these bastards are backed by serious money.

Take no notice. At least you tried. Vewy hard.

I saw a clip of Where Eagles Dare the other day and lusted a bit after Ingrid Pitt only to dream that night of the rotten corpse of the now deceased Pitt trying to straddle me and neck on. Just then, Scarlett Johansson walked in the bedroom and as Pitt's corpse pinned me down, she leaned across and whispered....."careful what you wish for." I then awoke in a cold sweat and thought to myself, that's the last time I won't be careful what I wish for, and that goes double for my football club. I then turned over and slept peacefully like a log. Yours, Mr Baft Dastard.

He should maybe stick to his 'I'm really dead funny, honest to god' thing the BBC seem to be shoveling on him?

It's not a conspiracy they're just all on the same old boys circuit, whereas the likes of Rafa isn't. Easier to call someone you'll never really see or work with than someone you might work with or bump into on a semi regular basis.

Ok, up and coming needing an opportunity to show how he can work with obstacles. A stepping stone for managers as well as players. Anyway, if you're Ashley, that's surely what you'd be looking for?

West Brom getting an equaliser, man. The likes of Keys will be drowning in their own spunk if they hold on even though he's been a bit lucky.

We've got a shit owner who hinders our managers. Even more important to have a really good manager or even take a chance on an up and coming manager who might just have something about him. How they keep coming up with the likes of Bruce astounds me. It might actually make sense to Ashley's way to get the best for his meagre buck. He plainly gives a little fuck.

If toilets could speak, the bogs at 'talksport towers' would've been a Greek tragedy that day with Brazil and allardyce in the same room at the same time.

I didn't.

Brexit wasn't he?

It's like a stroppy teenager wearing their school tie with the thick end tucked inside their shirt.

Just put the Liverpool v West Brom game on, camera straight to allardyce with a facemask on completely under his nose. (Either wear one or don't you nugget).

" Ah was out in the cold at winter, personal non grazia at the cathedral on the hill. Ah was getting to close to the truth and the one time footballer at Wallsend Boys Club who got his first boot in the hooter at 15 who was now in charge of United was risking a Ryder boot in that very same squashed beak by freezing iz out. The Geordie boss, or so-called Geordie boss had obviously forgotten the score on Tyneside and nee way was ah going to let down me loyal punters by letting the Man U loving tosser off the hook! Olly always said, 'when you're pissing them off, you're doing it right' so ah was on the cunt like a rash. Fuck Bruce, ah've fried bigger fish than him, diary! Lol. Laters."

Bruce: "ok lads, I've got you all a copy of Zulu to watch on Christmas day, it'll be a great inspiration for us trying to keep the buggers out of our box, the morra. Happy Christmas!"

Pep: "Ok lads, we've got Newcastle on boxing day so I'll give you the Christmas day off, no need for the usual training session. Don't take the piss with the drink and over eat. Anything under two goals and I'll not do it again. Happy Christmas!"

Was the alcohol a barrier to the worse side effects?

I wonder if this cunt has any actual mates? #Lovesahashtag #Billyneemates #literallyaskingforafriend #listenstoalanbrazilontalksport #wantstohave ashakinghandsphotowitharandomsunderlandfan #KnowsSteveWraith

I'm hanging out me arse here, mind. Very tempted to actually and seriously ditch the drink till I can go out for a pint with mates. (Don't drink spirits anymore for a reason but I got a present and thought 'oh, go on then'. Silly boy!)

Any other non teetotaler's that have yet to have any kind of alcoholic beverage pass their lips yet or is it only the stupid cunt that's posting this?

#lovesahashtag #fullofshit #Whesekeyesaren'ttheysekeyes

I hope there's not a picture of a Liverpool keeper getting his bottle(s) after seeing the reaction that Messi never voted for any of their players in the balloon door thingy.