Howmanheyman

I'll be watching the bottom of my glass as the beer drains out of it.

As I sit here having a shite I think it's time to reflect on my toontastic acquaintances and to wish the poor beggars a happy Christmas. So, err.... Merry Christmas! God bless us, everyone. 🎅

I fucking hate the Tory press. Really hate them.

Can only speak as you find!

@Tom it's ladies night tonight with Steve Wraith. (Just reminding you, I know you're a big fan).

🎵Oh! Think twice 'cos it's another day for you and me in paradise.....🎶 (I think it's the 2020 re-mix version to highlight the unfortunates still sleeping rough in this day and age)

Anyone been sending any tips to the guardian on here?

The first rings a bell, no idea about the other one? I think the only other one that stands out, (other than the fish), is Dangermows with the Tony Blair pic. I don't go on too often and even then, there's a nugget or several straight in front of you if you're there looking for a laugh without having to spend any time on there whatsoever searching.

Was in Sainsburys earlier. Bit busier than a normal weekday but nowt too bad tbh.

RTG hardmen will be foaming he hasn't picked them. Shiting himself just like the Mags. FTM.

He's the epitome of a Mike Ashley manager, this cunt, in word and deed.

I'm sorry to hear about your loss, mate. I can't imagine what you're going through and hope you can come out the other side one day even if it's just some kind of acceptance or only thinking of your young'un with happy memories.

I'm sorry to hear that. Hope he eventually comes back on here at some point, he's a canny lad.

Wasted two minutes working out how to type the answer. But for spellings, not seeing all the questions etc it would've been mid 50s, was 47.

He's announcing he doesn't want anyone from the NE to call him just 'Boris' anymore. He prefers 'The piss artist formerly known as Bozo'.

I've no idea who fop was/is?

Think the Sima on this is a lass?

"Are you the Quiff? Deep throat didn't make it, was silenced by them. He asked me to pass on the details instead. They're going to roll out the mutated virus in London and get them to spread around country when they get all Chris Rea and go home for Christmas. Ingenious, isn't it? My code name, by the way? Just call me ''Kamagra'. I'll be in touch soon. Keep a low profile and don't punch any double glazed windows. Goodbye."

Iffy penalty and later on I've actually forgot we're a man up.

As an aside, (our game is now an aside) it's fucking shite. Oh! And they've scored.

Never rated it, it's shite, Alex.

Why does this Carlson knacker look like someone Columbo would be spending a lot of time with telling them there was something bothering him and always wanting one more thing?

Replied to the knacker. (I couldn't help it).

RT if you remember Meenzer's post. ❤️ If you've already forgotten.