Howmanheyman

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As for this magic card stuff???? Those involved need to get in the naughty corner and spend a couple of minutes thinking about whether the virgin look is a good one if you're in your thirties/forties?

Apparently the FT episode already had a few words like 'nigger' and 'wog' edited out with Cleese's approval but the ones on Netflix hadn't which is why they've been removed for now but gammons are being manipulated just for a change into thinking it's an attack on their WW2 fetish. Even the guardian getting in on the act.

I agree but only at NUFC's standards before Souness. If you took the player he was in those last two years and put him in the current line up he'd be our best striker.

I hope he looks like Charles Bronson?

How very dare you, Noelie! A man of years as well!

@Christmas Tree Here's a song for you. I'm sure you'll remember it well?

I'm pinching that, all day long.

Lol. Laters.

There you have it. The REAL reason the takeover hasn't happened yet. The shady cabal of Tyneside, London, and middle East businessmen and women were just waiting for the EFL decision to confirm Sunderland's 3rd consecutive year in League one (Div 3) before making our announcement.

Well at least they've got one more parachute payment to help next season. (Narrator: The last parachute payment was used by 'The Don' © to buy the club and was never coming back).

That curry he does looks the bollocks but there's no way I'd buy all of the stuff required, have time to do it all, have space in the freezer and go to all the effort for what would probably be a one off. (CT take note..... know thyself).

They need to come down, tbh. I mean Jimmy Hill did a great job for Coventry but are we supposed to forget about that ten minute delay? Pull it down. FTM.

Parallel universe times we're in now.

Once saw a band in my local, playing 'under the moon of love' wearing teddy boy gear from the neck downward but with a black headdress on. Looked at the drummer's kit and it had 'Jihadiwaddy' on it. True story.

It's Sayle's character, 'Bobby Chariot'. Was forced to sleep in his Jag after he split from his missus or something?

"Did I tell you the one about Newcastle going unbeaten in the Corona pandemic? Never dropped a point in three months. I tell you what, that Cheryl Cole likes the black looking fellas don't she, though? Black-eyed peas will be well in there, lad! By the way, if you want to book a holiday, don't use bottom-holidays, don't even use middle-holidays, no, book with peace of mind with Top-holidays! There's a pamphlet on your seat, ladies and gentlemen."

Aye, he's Fred Dibnah's grandson.

Is he any relation to tough-guy-mick or one-punch-Mick, whatever the fuck he was called? Tell me Carl, do you have any opinions on Cheryl Cole or the black-eyed-peas, particularly the black male members of the group? Have you ever been a professional comedian on a cruise ship?

A mackem runs home from school and excitedly tells his father that he beat all the Geordie kids at throwing the javelin in PE. 'That, Son, is because you're a mackem. Never forget it' his dad tells him, the lad's chest swelling with pride. Next week he runs home and excitedly tells his old man he came first in the 100 metres sprint, 'Ah beat al the Geordie Kids' he boasted. 'That, Son, is because you're a mackem. Never forget it' his dad again tells him, the lad's chest swelling with pride once more. Last week of term and once more the Mackem runs home all excited. 'Da, Da! A done PE again today! Ah was in the showers and my willy was bigger than al their willies! Is it because I'm a mackem, Da?' The father looks up from his paper, 'No son. It's because you're 48.'

That song minus the Yedlin bit came into my head the other day, glad I'm not the only lunatic.

This is how I feel. It's just the same thing again and again. Fed up with the takeover bollocks too.

I'm glad that's clear, then.

I'll pass on it, cheers.

I'd definitely watch BftBS again as I watched it first as a bairn, then I saw a couple about a decade later. AWP was waay more light hearted even though it could be serious and were similar subjects and time periods. What you said, basically.