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Even more impressive if he pulls off the drinking water and talking trick whilst being dead.

Just put the TV on for our game v Sheffield United so naturally they're talking to Everton and Liverpool players. Fuck off, Sky.

Italian's just can't help themselves.

If they think that's good, Keith Harris is going to blow their fucking minds.

Me too but only if he did it good and proper.

He knows he wouldn't get a job at a PL club that was anything like properly ran. I'd have a little bit more respect for him if he just batted these questions off saying something like, 'It's nothing to do with me I'll just carry on till whenever etc'. Nobody can seriously call him for not knocking the NUFC job back in a way, but fuck me, be realistic about the situation. The minute someone with a shred of ambition takes over he'll be gone that fast there'll be a Steve Bruce shaped puff of smoke in the manager's chair roadrunner style.

The fucking gimps being sky's performing monkeys from home after a goal is scored.

Ra-zorrr! RIP.

Here's Gemmill playing cards.....

MGF's everywhere.

The thing I don't like almost as much as 'guys' is starting a sentence with 'So'. (Usually followed by 'I').

From the Viz....

103, a good long life and a song fit for a relegated Sunderland. RIP.

Looks like a beefed up but pissed off Saul Goodman.

According to twitter we know who it is.

Unreal that goal not being given. 'well you can only go on the goal line technology'. Aye, that and your fucking eyes.

It's clever how they've made virtual banners to reflect the biting Brummie humour Vs the team they're playing. Real v virtual reality

The canned chants, man.

RIP Willie.

"And I tell you, there's only one 'Guy' on here, and he also does podcasts, and I tell you, I will love it if you listen to each others podcast, love it!"

It would be a takeover 'Will Grigg' stylee.

Mrs CT: "Andrew! What are you doing in there?" CT: "Just waving the willy dear, anarchy prevails if you don't, what with the economy and covid not to mention brexit I'm needing to wave it even more vigorously than usual."

(If they drank expensive lager I might let them off.)

WHERE ARE THEY?! I'LL FUCKING KILL'EM!!