Howmanheyman

I'm not googling this one.

Ok then, for old times sake..... No idea who he is?

The last I remember Gouffran was 11?

Well I finally got round to to googling tl;dr to see what it meant so Renton's post and A4 letters did have some use after all so many years later.

Tyler's patter.

What a fucking shit goal that 2nd was. It's funny how those type of goals go in a lot more often?

Chelsea need to score soon for Sky as Tyler has embarked on 'bored small talk' mode.

Just put it on at KO to hear Tyler call it the 'Thomas Tuchal' show. Fuck off.

Fish, you're using that xpg thing in football conversations again, aren't you? What have you been told? No good will come of it. Common sense says you'll probably be right, (and should be right!) But, weren't you the one supremely confident of staying up one year and it ended up going to the last day?* You never know how close thing's could get with the dream team coaches Charnley and co have a habit of employing? *Paging ewerk, the Irish bloodhound to sniff it out.

That ship sure is feeling steadied by bloody good bloke, Steve.

Sorry to be a party pooper but it's a fake. The real banner has 'YNWA' where the fake one has 'out'.

Why you..... I completely resemble that remark!!

There's a bit of mackem fewm at the lad from BT sport.

Got a letter from North Tyneside council telling me to register if I'm still an unpaid carer so did it online and fingers crossed I'm not at work if they ring up to give me an appointment!

A bit rough today, had a wee dram of this exotic Indian whiskey last night.....

I'm bald because I don't want to look like friar tuck but my arsehole is like a fucking Mohican.

"....And now a letter from a Mr Average NUFC fan. He writes, 'Dear BBC'....Ooh, very formal, Mr Average NUFC fan.... 'I think Steve Bruce is doing a great job and I for one wish him all the very best.'....So far so good, Mr NUFC Fan, we're getting the praise, sir..... 'But I also hope he dies as well'....Well I didn't see that coming."

Howay's always at his best discussing all things Sunderland.

#Smellovision #Food #tragic #MSM #tapasInglaterra #Hoverboard

The ghost of Gordon McKeag is directing his football league successors to block it, a cabal of current Tyneside businessman are enforcing Gordon's wishes.

Errr......there might be a reason he's struggled to score against Sunderland? Just can't put my finger on it?

He's a poor man's Steed Malbranque apparently. (Not that they're bothered or anything).

Does the Knight have any Irish relatives who also happen to be journalists?

Can see it being a very low bar to stay up.

He'll never be hashtag-free. #Businessstudies #networking #Sershulmedia