Howmanheyman

(Anyway, I prefer his brother, Anadin).

It's from the comments section on a Caulkin article, which to be fair, is entitled '30 years of hurt? Are you taking the piss?' (Think GC must've been as pissed off as us all?). I made the mistake of paying £34.99 for a years subscription of the Athletic. (Early days but a mistake). I'm guessing Nazrin might have some mates* who'll be on here in a few years time telling us how we're not true Newcastle United fans and how their NUFC experience is worse than ours as we narrowly miss out on a CL final if the Saudis mean business. * Some of whom might have actually read some books and stuff on our history and everything!

As Fish has pointed out, he's muted replies to only those he follows.

Here's a Liverpool fan arguing that the last thirty years has been a lot worse for them than us. 'not comparable' apparently. I could have some conversation with this lad over a pint and tell some tales that would curdle his soul. (Even though he's 'studied' football history).

More worked up than us. Sad.

Well the Knight Ryder doesn't have to worry about any road to Wembley Ronny Gill special editions on the Monday.

Gail fucking Tilsley would've buried our chance.

You tell her.....

Didn't realise almiron was playing?

ANNOUNCE TAKEOVER! (Please).

They really need to attempt a couple of passes, like.

Embarrassing.

My Sheila just told me it, sport.

Going to be a long one, alright.

Mate was on the phone telling me he failed his Australian aboriginal music course he'd been taking. 'Didgeridoo it?' I asked him.

North Korea we are here, woah, woah! North Korea, we are here, woah, woah! North Korea, we are here, Fuck your country, drink your beer, Woooooaaahh, woooaaah!

Done, Brian, err, sorry, Dianne.

I really hope Diane/Unia is a 53 year old bloke called Brian. 'you're so positive and sunny'

If you're a player who's watched their Netflix show, why would you want to go there if you had a viable alternative, especially at a club in a higher position with more recent PL experience? That's it! The 'Friendly cup' games against Norwich are cancelled!

We really need to do something about this 'something for nothing' culture.

He'd be one of their best players, I'd guess? And fuck off, @sammynb. Just saw this thread now and jumped to the wrong conclusion you absolute cunt.

Attention doesn't bother me so just letting you guys know, if that's ok, guys? Guys! Guys? Guys, a little input would be a bit appreciated here.

Mrs Waddle: "Ronny! You're my last hope! Can you help me? Chris must've taken some vow of silence as he's never uttered a word for months. It's driving us round the bend. Can you get him to open up or something? I've asked him what he wants for his tea but he's just blanking us!" Ronny Gill: "Don't worry, Mrs Waddle, we'll get him to break his silence with some cunning 'Newcastle United takeover' questions. It never fails! He'll be asking for egg and chips before you know it!" Mrs Waddle: "Oh thank you so much, Ronny! I knew I could rely on you! Just don't send round that Lee Ryder bloke. Chris think's he's a tit." Ronny: "We'll try and send Mark Douglas, instead." Mrs Waddle: "Ok, see you then, bye."

Unfortunately I'm not clicking on the Whrongicle website.

The dorty bastard.