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I told him a few years ago he'll sound that bit more Geordie if he changed his name to 'Tin of beans' instead but did he listen?

I personally think he's looking a little bit more presidential, lately.

The amount of times their players left their foot in and we get fuck all, FFS.

Our goal....

Well they obviously saw him play and thought Watmore could you ask of a Sunderland player on the relegation slidie?

The bogs in the garter are a nightmare just going down the stairs. I've never been able to get away with the place, tbh. Last two times I've been close to having bother in a bar have been in the Bee hovel, once with the missus years ago just before we had some scran nearby and on black eye Friday about a decade ago.

There was a pic on the wife's Facebook of two police meat vans outside of the queen's head in Wallsend which surprises me not a jot.

Looks like we'll move up to 12th courtesy of Palace losing by a couple of goals providing they don't score in the last few mins. Luke Edwards getting ready to tweet about how good Bruce is as soon as the whistle blows at Leicester.

I can't stand the Beehovel.

The football league were never going to let a giant like Sunderland out of one of their leagues to play in another one of their leagues.

'Can of beans'? 'tin of beans'. (Ah've telt you, man).

Some twat needs twatting. (Ideally reported to the police as well).

If it's any consolation, I've never heard of her.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the mackem, 'Confucious' and his theory on life, Sunderland and Newcastle United. As the real Confucius might have said/say, 'Man who has head full of broken biscuits, often crumbles when faced with reality'.

Typical NUFC performance when I'm at work.

I don't think my youngest automatically qualifies plus not sure my wife would otherwise I'd be tempted to.

I was born in Hong Kong before 1997.....Can I qualify for a Chinese passport? (I qualify for an Irish one as well but, y'knaa).

£500,000 a year-ish? (£3m ÷ 6 years)?

You can tell Liverpool have just won the title as they're all coming out of the woodwork even in death! Apparently Yul Brynner was a Liverpool fan according to some scouser on twitter. He was well known for his love of the reds in showbiz circles as well as his aversion to aftershave. Yul never wore cologne.

+1

It's more laughable the Ronny Gill putting it up as a big story. (Is it the Knight using his little black book of shit hot NUFC contacts again?)

"So I says to Rita, 'You could hang a wet duffel coat off dose, love and still have change of twenty bob!' I then asked her what she thought about the black eyed peas lads if she'd like to have an ale with me instead?"