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"Wonder when Boris thinks it's going to be ok? Good job Labour didn't get in, the country would be totally fucked."

And we're the hands indeed, pissy?

"Hey Gazza, I loved watching you coming through at the toon, mind." "Hiccup...... Cheers, Jock, am cabbaged here, like. Can you find me cock for iz? "Would sir like it shaken and not stirred?"

I couldn't believe Matterface last night, never really caught much of him before but he was fucking baaaaaaad. Just wittered on and on about fuck all, talking absolute fucking rhubarb all night and at one point chatting about 'Murder she wrote' which was a particular highlight. He's terrible.

No, just blood and sweat.

I do manual work next to a 120° boiling pan for 12 hours wearing too much clothing. When I'm not next to it it's just around 30°s. It's a bit George and Andy as the saying goes especially lifting 400 kgs an hour.

It's just how they pronounce words in fish's home town, Blyth.

Dot Cotton is FURIOUS! Jermaine Jenas says he's just happy if Neil is happy, no regrets.

Don't know about goal of the tournament but this has to be the save of the tournament so far.....

8 ace.

Am I the only one, (probably), who just can't get away with seeing international teams not playing in their traditional kits? This France v Germany game, smart bits of kit but why the fuck have Germany got white shorts instead of black and France got blue shorts instead of white? Its trivial, yes absolutely but it's once every couple of years, wear your fucking proper strip!!! [Insert angry face here].

Robbie Savage is the tatey's tatey.

I thought he could've maybe ran it off? Tsk, modern players today! A heart attack never stopped former German U-boat commander and Huddersfield keeper, Hans Offme-Chest.

The stupid cunts would've had him sold soon enough.

Here's the kid in the 2019 election....... Getting beat. Like his team.

"What do you think of this idea, fellow mysterious Tyneside businessman?" "Get onto nexus and tell them to disrupt all metro services into Sunderland for their cheek. They'll be wanting running water next!" Both: "Hahahahahahahaha!"

He was thinking of Roy Aitken.

It's beserk, I put it in directions on Google maps when I got back to see which way you're meant to go and just laughed. They're truly taking the piss.

Some of these anonymously club sources basically saying that he he lets the phone ring and won't answer it. I mean, the real life and the parody are so blurred it's almost as if we know more about NUFC than your average dickhead from talkdrivel?

Gets paid to attend NUFC games and churn out endless drivel on a daily basis even when nothing happens. Times I feel sorry for him, others, not so much. End of the day he's not exactly getting his hands dirty or breaking a sweat unless he's grabbing a naan bread in the Koh-i-Noor on his dinner break.

Gibbo and Freddie Fletcher in the 90s...... Ryder and Charnley now.

Andy Carroll getting a new contract? The Knight's take..... Only got up to the, "for me it's a deal I would do as Callum Wilson isn't always fit."

Forth Banks has been there for centuries, the police station on it must be pretty recent.