Howmanheyman

He's pointless on anything relating to football as he admits to not being a real fan nor really giving much of a fuck. He's on as a wit and raconteur which in itself is quite amusing as he's just not particularly witty although you can forgive the confusion of those giving him the platform as they and his fellow presenters have even less crack than he does. Anyway, it gets him attention and satisfies the small percentage of his brain that gives Sunderland AFC any thought at all.

A bit like the Victorian days of football where a club owner would give a player a job to supplement their pay. So if you see Will Grigg working at the funfair at South Shields next season don't be too surprised.

Fuckin' GERRIN!!!! (FTM).

He's also a Tory supporter and met 'Dave', CT's greatest living PM of whatever year he said it.

I've signed it even though I have reservations, particularly about the Saudis but I really don't like some cunts telling us what we can and can't do and basically trying to get us to 'know our place', so for that reason, I'm in.

Couldn't stand ex. Drank the odd bottle of export and sometimes have a pint of scotch on the rare occasions I'm in a bar that has it on draught.

Hope you get yourself sorted soon, mate.

Qué?

Sorry, Tom, I missed that last bit, how many divisions above them?

At this point it's surely time to count our blessings and be thankful we escaped when poor old Man City and Chelsea didn't. #prayforthe top6 🙏

Between 6 seconds and 30 seconds was the time it took to realise the Rubik's cube was fucking shite when me or my sister got one.

Cancelled Now TV and my contract with BT is up in September and that'll be going as well. Now TV is automated so just put in the comment box over not wanting to watch a corrupt PL. They probably won't give too much of a fuck but there you go, like the first time I chucked my ST on the desk like a disgruntled sheriff chucking his badge at the chief after he's pulled them out of the shite after I'd got a ratty reply from someone at the ticket office that I could easily be replaced, it felt briefly satisfying. *Aware that last bit was written in a similar style to the man who once wrote about the man who once sung head over heels to describe a certain Joseph Kevin Keegan.

Was just going to put that on here with a 'HOLD THE FUCKING PRESSES AND NEVER STOP HOLDING THEM!!' or something.

Well, he might be Del Boy MKII but he's clearly done some homework on buttering up the mackems but obviously loses some points for the lack of an 'FTM'.

£17m and he still keeps his 'asset'. Never fancied the idea of these owning us but definitely fancied being able to challenge and, gasp, maybe win a cup or three. We're not allowed nice things.

There's a club but you're not invited.

Or bush.

Well that saves me at least one trip a year to get the new Argos catalogue 'if I'm going out?'.

Brown, surely?

I bought a 65" TV in a rare bit of splashing out. (It's a big room and we moved things around a bit and the 47" TV we had ended up looking like a 37" after we shifted it. The youngest now has the old TV).

Time hasn't been too kind to Didier Deschamps I see.

When I saw Ramage linked with NUFC I just assumed FCB had got a better haulage deal transporting his tat around his shops.

'A parcel of Dwight'.