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The Hughton sacking though? Look at Ashley's record for hanging onto terrible managers or even worse, actively chasing shit managers, appointing them then clinging on to them far too long but sacked Hughton who was just a promoted coach, probably not on mega money, had us roughly midtable and in no danger whatsoever of going down. They're fucking maniacs who've ran NUFC. Hughton by all accounts is a quiet socialist/ex-players union rep I believe? Obviously didn't go down too well with Llambias and his boss when they were trying to move the goalposts on the player bonuses as I'm sure Hughton would've backed his players plus they'd obviously met Mr Gobshite Pardew and decided he spoke their language for better than Chris did. He was replaced fairly quickly. (By NUFC's standards).

She still seems very energetic. Hope he's got a decent supply of kamagra?

How old is Toyah, now?

'found them in my hood' Were they in Tynemouth all along, MC Rents?

As for the forward play, ASM, Wilson and Joelinton weren't here with Rafa and he's having a fucking mare working out what to do offensively and coupled with the defensive side starting to crumble.......

It was always a matter of time before the drilled effect of Benitez began to wear off as well as the fear they couldn't hoodwink him whereas you'd imagine the difference stands out a mile between players comparing the two.

So does my daughter.

Any warnings were drowned out by who the warnings were coming from and drowned out by 'ARE YOU PROUD TO BE BRITISH?!?! OR YOU ON THEIR SIDE?!?! DO YOU NOT SUPPORT OUR BOYS?!?!' etc, etc and that is why Joe Bloggs doesn't get to enact important international decisions. They were manipulated and just because some are genuinely wankers doesn't mean they weren't still had. Vote leave knew what they were doing and they weren't shy of using dark arts to get it. A lot of them also would've knew they'd be shafting some of their target voters but couldn't give a fuck.

Ask them why don't they rap their jobs in and chill out in easy street with their 50" plasma TVs and their amazing benefits? Ask them why they'd be gutted if they lost their jobs? Wankers in jobs they hate, bitter as fuck kicking down even when deep down they know it's all a load of shite otherwise they'd be doing it themselves.

.....and there's more!

'Good luck, Marra! Friends for life and fust bond with another sport after having a speshal relashunships with 43 other football clubs who all hate the mags as well.'

Teenage strop I think, everything's 'stupid' and this 'stupid' covid is getting on her wick.

Poor essembee has been taking the fulwell for fifty years now. (Time to stand down now, soldier and return to headquarters. Mission accomplished and home for bacon and eggs).

Only needs a gemmill approval for cast iron confirmation it's rhubarb.

I've seen it on the iPlayer and just scrolled past it to be honest as it looked a bit shit? (Nice to have that confirmed, btw.)

He got me a pint once and I swear the barmaid had a small puddle by her feet such was the charm and charisma he exudes from his dulcet tones. Like a mixture of Peter Bowles and Leslie Phillips.

Eldest daughter is having it today and she's twisting on a bit about not really wanting it and I'm trying not to lose my temper.

Are they verifying he wasn't an ex-inmate and this was a poignant keepsake, first?

Corner piece as well.

That sending off by the way. It stunk of the Leicester game where Williamson and janmaat got sent off and the 2008-09 season where Barton got sent off at Anfield. Players kicking out because they're sick as fuck. Relegated teams get players sent off like the above examples. He has to go because I can't see Ashley making a quick fix regarding signings when he thinks the club's PL place is in trouble this time. It would almost certainly be a better proposition to just replace the manager. (A properly ran club would do both).

I once had an Indian in Lanzarote and it was called 'Mahatma Coat'.

Trump finally croaks it and ends up in hell. The devil greets him and tells him that although he's deserving of a place they're a little bit overbooked at the minute. 'You're definitely staying but I'm going to have to let someone go who was touch and go whether they ended up here or not. I tell you what, I'll even let you decide. Here's your choices but you can pick only one and you must take up their eternal punishment." The devil then shows him into cavern where President Nixon is constantly trying to swim away from crocodiles in a deep pool. Trump says, 'I'm not the greatest swimmer since I hurt my shoulder so I'll give this one a miss." The devil takes him to another cavern, in it Saddam Hussein is constantly trying to break rocks with a pick but the pick just sparks off and the rocks stay intact. Trump looks at the devil and says, "Yeah, I can't see my poor shoulder holding up to that for eternity. Anything else?" The devil takes him to the last cavern, there, lying spread eagled with his hands chained behind his head is President Clinton with Monica Lewinsky in between his legs giving him an eternal piping. Trump dives straight in and says that he'll take this task on. The devil nods his head then shouts, "Ok, Monica, pet, that'll do, you can go back up to heaven now."

Charnley would wake up in a cold sweat at the thought of paying Bruce off then having to find another manager.