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I'm surprised he get on metro radio, tbh. Thought the Tyne & Wear satellite TV channel might have been his only bet?

How the fuck do the usual suspects still fall for this cunt's photo ops and stunts? Same cunts who did likewise with Johnson's similar behaviour?

Sorry to hear your news, MF.

The Flab Four

Did the PL not really bother with this NDA lark, then?

'Mumfled with Sons' the best I've seen so far along with 'Run BNP'

It's been past it's sell by date for about twenty years at least, man.

I couldn't really give a fuck about England and if that's your only criteria you'd have been spoilt for choice on who to hate down the years.

You see that little bright dot in the night sky? That's Jupiter. The distance from earth to Jupiter is how far.

I really couldn't give a fuck about Declan Rice one way or another. Not sure what the beef is? Did he 'do' one of our lot in a past game and I missed it?

This is what separates your Ryders from your Caulkins.

Wtf was their keeper* doing? *As if I know the cunt's name?

We've got a squad that could easily get relegated if a few injuries kick in and a manager who could make those injuries happen or help them linger. With a bit of luck or a decent manager we could also be a mid table side. The margins can be narrow. Do you feel lucky? Well do you, punk? By the way, I've always hated the term 'season ticket holder'. I always picture some middle class twat phoning up David Mellor or any other phone-in and saying the phrase as if it made them part of an exclusive illuminati society. You rarely heard the phrase anywhere before the sky era and season ticket or not, surely you'd just say you were a >insert club here< fan?

Could've been worse, he could've been FAACKIN CORBYN'S BOY???!!!.

Imagine sitting in that studio, looking horrified at Jim White's lifting crack only to turn your head towards Simon Jordan's dial as he chirps up, then, gasping for some relief you tilt your head towards Steve Wraith and feebly raise a white flag with tears in your eyes and blood trickling slowly from both ears.

Fuck. That.

Here's an artist's impression of Steve from a lad on twitter.....

'Please listen to me at 9:30am on BBC Newcastle' FHT

Don't forget...

He's continuously stated it's not over, man.

Well after putting that statement out he or the buyers need to do something about it or shut the fuck up as it would come across as another PR stunt. 'Not my fault, Guv!' The only positive reading of that is that there may be a few quivering arseholes twitching at the PL.

I'm going to read every tweet of his about having big players as backers for buying the mackems in Professor Denzil's voice from now on.