Howmanheyman

'Immanent Announcement Monthly'

Dog probably freaked out living with a monkey.

It's a fucking disgrace.

Furlough finishing is it? (Sorry, I mean, takeover on again?)

"And in at number 16 with 'As good as I think I am' it's a new entry for Drunk A'Fancy!"

Edwards isn't a Newcastle United supporter and it shows. He's also a bit of a thin skinned person just like the bloke he champions.

I fancied us today till I saw the team, I feared that having went one down he'd panic and have every fucker playing everywhere when bringing the subs on but we got away with it today. I can't believe how he's still in a job? It's a damning indictment of how our club operates at every level that he's still here and how he got here in the first place.

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/prince-philip-death-bbc-ratings-b1829504.html Viewing figures for the main terrestrial channels fell by as much as 64% compared to the previous Friday but I'm sure the whole country was just too overcome with grief and only switched off because of the sense of loss completely overwhelming them.

Pay the cunt off as soon as possible. He's fucking dangerous. If that gets credited to him then they're openly taking the piss. Massive relief and Bruce got very lucky today.

I was being sarcastic, troops.

Totally deserved relegation if it happens.

Looking good so far.

'He's a great guy.'

Just got back from the doctors. Apparently I'm suffering from severe paranoia. I just wonder which other cunt he's told?

Ok, big shout out to Liz and the Greek with their Balmoral holiday track, God save the beat.

🎵 Lady, hear me tonight This dinner, is just so right, As I sit, by the TV, Can't you make me, angel delight? 🎶

"Errr, While your here, Liz.....do you fancy doing my ladies night YouTube show?"

I was thinking of the 12th July under that picture, Tom. Conflation as the fish might say?

Schizophrenic newspaper?

Still £12m raised and nobody is suggesting £12m will buy NUFC, (unless we do a Portsmouth/Sunderland etc).

Shearer's in now and he's apparently as tight as they come. It's long term and when you think in that scale it isn't as daft as it sounds, if hearts support can raise £12m then surely we can do at least as much long term?

Well I'm going to buck the trend on here and say I don't think it's totally pointless. Worst case scenario you've bunged a few quid to North East charities or end up like Sunderland or Bury and the fans will end up bailing them out. Any consortium that takes over might well get some brownie points by involving the fans and whilst not being a Barcelona type club with the voting etc, could still have a part to play and be involved in it. Nobody is asking anyone to fork out anything they don't want to/afford. Yours, Soopafan.* *From a nice family

He's now talking about this 'nonsense about a mole.' He fucking brought it up and was going to hunt the mole down! Fuck me, he's either a spectacular idiot or the best wum I've ever seen.

Bruce bemoaning that 'You have to put up with so much nonsense up here' apparently. He's fucking relentless, like.