Howmanheyman

Just got back from the doctors. Apparently I'm suffering from severe paranoia. I just wonder which other cunt he's told?

Ok, big shout out to Liz and the Greek with their Balmoral holiday track, God save the beat.

🎵 Lady, hear me tonight This dinner, is just so right, As I sit, by the TV, Can't you make me, angel delight? 🎶

"Errr, While your here, Liz.....do you fancy doing my ladies night YouTube show?"

I was thinking of the 12th July under that picture, Tom. Conflation as the fish might say?

Schizophrenic newspaper?

Still £12m raised and nobody is suggesting £12m will buy NUFC, (unless we do a Portsmouth/Sunderland etc).

Shearer's in now and he's apparently as tight as they come. It's long term and when you think in that scale it isn't as daft as it sounds, if hearts support can raise £12m then surely we can do at least as much long term?

Well I'm going to buck the trend on here and say I don't think it's totally pointless. Worst case scenario you've bunged a few quid to North East charities or end up like Sunderland or Bury and the fans will end up bailing them out. Any consortium that takes over might well get some brownie points by involving the fans and whilst not being a Barcelona type club with the voting etc, could still have a part to play and be involved in it. Nobody is asking anyone to fork out anything they don't want to/afford. Yours, Soopafan.* *From a nice family

He's now talking about this 'nonsense about a mole.' He fucking brought it up and was going to hunt the mole down! Fuck me, he's either a spectacular idiot or the best wum I've ever seen.

Bruce bemoaning that 'You have to put up with so much nonsense up here' apparently. He's fucking relentless, like.

'GOALINTON'

It needs to flip the middle England seats. Most of the area around me is labour. It needs to look further down the road.

You're not doing yourself any favours.

This red wall bollocks needs fucking torpedoing to be honest. Sick of hearing about it and sick of the massively inflated influence it apparently has that it previously never had when it was supposedly more red.

When his star was at his personal peak he undoubtedly had his long term eye on Man U as he probably thought Fergie might have called it a day sooner than he did and he was probably hopeful to be in a good place if it did and thought NUFC might be too risky for himself especially following Robson and being shown up.* *Swap Robson for Rafa, now.

It was.

What about the special relationship we have?

He's took a wage cut and relegated clubs or clubs who think they can gamble to get the PL cash in the long run might fork it out although obviously the older he is the less likely that gets plus he hasn't played a lot.

He's getting three years wages from us guaranteed. That's his motivation and it's no upheaval. The club's motivation is it's easier than getting another player in and they'll assume he'll still be fit and still be scoring regularly in the championship if we go down or it'll raise his fee for a championship club to buy him if we stay up. It's Ashley's NUFC to a tee.

I'd never get confused with that, essembee.

Get in!!! (The 'good and proper' bit is the icing on the cake, mind).

Gemmill's face right now looking at TP's post as though an invisible demon is wafting a particularly rancid turd under his nose.