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I might take up writing spoof sitcoms based in a regional paper's sports department but I think that ship's sailed. Lol. Laters!
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Dropped it from nowhere. Part of our recent pay deal was a promise to look at some kind of extra bonus for working through the pandemic. Looks like this is the unexpected Brucie's bonus we weren't expecting. Anyway, no idea what I'm going to do in the future as the well I'd draw from is getting smaller and shitter but I still can't see me going full CT just yet.
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Anyone got any jobs at their place? (Asking for a friend once he gets his redundancy when it's mothballed).
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I hope they haven't 'peaked' their slump too early.
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The Alan Shearer Appreciation Thread
Howmanheyman replied to Anorthernsoul's topic in Newcastle Forum
If it's sinister you're looking for I heard the mackems talking about a sinister, shady group of Tyneside businessmen who they reckoned were cunts. A cabal if you like? Not sure what they'd done to upset them?- 79 replies
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Toontastic Premier League Hall of Cunts,
Howmanheyman replied to Monkeys Fist's topic in Newcastle Forum
Nee David Speedie?!?!? I'm voting for the cunt who started this poll, the useless cunt!!! -
Toontastic Premier League Hall of Cunts,
Howmanheyman replied to Monkeys Fist's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Sounds like Richard Keys having a wank.
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Kloppo's Super League Apologists vs. Brucey's Scampi Fries Fingers
Howmanheyman replied to Meenzer's topic in Newcastle Forum
Been a bit busy, turned on as they scored and thought fuck it, my belly is more important so switched it off to do my dinner and haven't bothered putting it back on. Fucking loathe early kick offs and they're taking the piss the amount of times they've done it to us lately but when you're on permanent aways for the shit Monday games what do we expect? If they think everything's ok now they can think again. The current set up stinks to high heaven. The fact I'm not even watching it says it all. The game is already fucked as it is. -
Big fines, they've nowhere to go, big, big points deduction and what'll be really sweet is giving the cunts at least five years of not being allowed a vote in the PL decisions especially as they wanted the final say.
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The club's couldn't have given a monkeys about the clubs in the football league one of whom was us. The league was based on sheet greed and designed to make the rich richer. How many teams are now fucked and shit scared of losing the PL money? Parachute payments etc has even skewed things for the other EFL sides who don't have it. The PL and CL was like a game of monopoly, the longer it's went on, well....look at it now. The game's been fucked for years, same clubs trying to pull the ladder up and but for the odd exception you know who's going to win stuff. This is just the next step on that ladder. I'd love to see massive and more balanced change throughout the leagues where relegation isn't an existential threat on a clubs existence or threat to a decade plus of obscurity. Whether the 6 clubs come back or not, this is the perfect time to get football sorted as even the current situation is now little more than a joke with the dice loaded with the rich 6. I welcome sky's analysis but they've said absolutely fuck all about the status quo as it's suited them to the ground. Hypocritical cunts.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Howmanheyman replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Duncan Ferguson offering some encouragement to an Everton fan..... -
Aye, it's Princess Leia. (When she played Cilla Black).
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Howmanheyman replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
It's his Ancelotti impression. He knows Linekar loves it. -
'RIP to the man who once inspired a generation to get his award by camping and using a compass near Rothbury in the days of the mighty Quinn and THAT side that came up short of a trip to Wembley via the play offs. Lol. Laters. (And once again, rest in peace to the Duke who'll be meeting Joe Harvey once again like he did in NUFC's fifties heyday.')
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Respect the gammon, Tom. It's what the Duke of Edinburgh would've supposedly not been bothered about but I suspect might've been on more than one occasion. Sorry, just morphed into Ryder-talk a quarter of the way into this.
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'Immanent Announcement Monthly'
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Dog probably freaked out living with a monkey.