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Bruce won't be after any praise after a win as he doesn't like criticism after a defeat or a lucky draw.

Luke Edwards at full time.....

He wears it well, like.

Dead ball always kills us v Burnley, man. Every time. Get in!!!

Pwoppa nawty at the Turf, you slaaags.

'The Turf'

Taller than both.

Alreet, Danny Dyer.

If I had a team I'd call it 'Kim's Panties' after the Eldon Square five a side team that used to feature in the Ronny Gill's league table on a Thursday night.

Hendrick's shot.

Players coming back from injury in injury shocker!!!!

Never been the same since 1812.

Aye, fuck them and the Chinese virus as well. 🇱🇷🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇮🇱🇬🇧🇱🇷🇬🇧

Schar a knocking bet to get done from a dead ball at some point regardless of injury against Burnley.

'Sums up Bruce's luck' Are they taking the piss after last week?

Cracking goal!

Fuck me, they can't help big Bruce up, can they? Slaughtered Benitez, like.

Sky, "It's been a good start to the season and through to the quarter finals."

Bruce's patter, man. Fucking hell. It's lifting.

He doesn't like to complain like celebs don't like to mention their charidee work.

Nee fucker cares, Essembee, mate. A team got relegated because the goal line technology wasn't turned on last season and it didn't get the attention that the penalty at Tottenham did.

Bruce doesn't any help from our match threads to be honest.

Leave them as toontastic's special threads tribute to Steve Bruce's 'aahl ower the shop' tactics.