Howmanheyman

You fucking stupid cunt, I was genuinely gutted for you.

In the early rounds of the league cup how many players get rested? (Especially if you're playing a lower league side). If you believe journalists, (not itk knackers), we were apparently not far off getting him. If the journalists are wrong they're wrong, but if we really were close to agreeing then it's an unusual move to play and cup tie him. I don't think you have to be a mong to think this.

When you add it to the Saudi Southampton match report 'quips' it just comes across as a trying too hard to be clever mackem with a degree. Pitiful.

I've just threw up a bit in my mouth at this crack. A fair point but I wasn't giving him advice what to do when he actually gets the job. (I didn't give any advice at all as it happens, just a good luck message, you naughty gif man!)

I wonder if a fee was/is agreed but it's just low enough for them to play him tonight as fuck you, he's cup tied if you won't pay the bit extra? Purely hypothetical but if they've fucked us around but bend over the cartel 6 then I hope we tuck it away for a future opportunity to fuck them off.

All I can say is good luck and hopefully something very similar comes up again if you're unlucky?

"Nooooo!!"

Bit of a wykiki moment, there.

I took the missus for a hospital appointment and oasis were on the radio, we came back and it was on a different station, yep oasis on again. I then nipped out to get some shopping and on the news the first story was this with the radio station news presenter saying 'Well people will have been getting their old radio cassette players out and their old CDs of oasis as the band have announced a reunion tour.....blah, blah.' I fucking hate radio news, they're the worst kind of smug, no fuck all type of office cunt around, like. I mean, just the shit patter premise that this announcement has galvanised oasis fans to listen to them as if they haven't listened to them since the 90s? I couldn't give a fuck either way but the way they jump on anything and exaggerate everything to fuck. Dear Christ, man. Fuck. Off.

Just doing some painting last week fucked me.

After taking up football for a few weeks a few years ago after a thirty year break I can agree. My football brain was definitely not in synch with my body.

TBF to the mackems, they had little chance against a team of European champions.

Gordon has had two seasons with little pre-season break plus has come back after the Southgate snub. He may be just feeling the effects both physically and mentally. Or he could be in a little huff, I'd go with the former.

Schar was a miss, Tripps made a difference coming on as did Barnes. I certainly wouldn't panic yet but the Botman fuck up last season after coming back in, that's almost criminal if an ACL was undetected. Hopefully Tonali comes in and is like a terrier and the likes of Willock have more match fitness.

Scarlet Johansson was in two films last year grossing $56m. Joaquin Phoenix was in three films in the same period grossing $87m. I now have a fully booked December being Santa's helper at the Christmas grotto at the MetroCentre. #acting #TicketsSold #BumsOnSeats #DontBeGreedy #HaveYouBeenaGoodBoyThisYear?

I think the fact that it's only Kelly who was 'new' that makes you think, two games in, everyone should know what they've doing, big Joe, Bruno and longstaff should be dominating that midfield but we seem to get unstuck pretty quickly after about ten minutes in both games. Not panicking but it's been a bit underwhelming so far.

And his agent's lass iirc?

I caught some of the Napoli v Bologna game the night before. This was 0-2 when I put it on so turned it off and let the permanent Mrs HMHM watch something else instead.

Aye, I was looking forward to seeing his lass again.

Great song.

Blatantly just shagged prime Ulrika that morning before heading down to the pool and bumping into the German Scouse apologist.

Everbody else: "......" MLF: "The mags would've been the fust on the lifeboats on the titanic leyving the wimmins and the kids beyhind." Everybody else: "U ok Hun?"