Howmanheyman

You never know what is real and what is parody with this narcissistic, spoilt bastard.

Never mind HS2*, look at cross rail? Look at all the arts, historical stuff etc? *Had another letter from HS2 through the door and they're pausing the East line but carrying on to Manchester. Why the letter to me? Well if the East line which terminates at Leeds goes ahead they'll be using the facilities at chillingham road depot to maintain and clean the fleet so as it's close by I was part of a consultation. So I can pop round the corner and get on one of the trains if I want, provided I have experience as a fitter, electrician or as a cleaner. If I want to travel to London on it I'll have to travel to Yorkshire or Manchester unless I qualify as a train driver. Cheeky bastards sending me a letter about it.

Are they insane?

London gets the lion's share of everything.

🎵 God save our gracious Queen, God save our noble queen 'cos she's had a right time of it, lately. 🎶

Vould.

I'm like this for the north east getting blamed for a Tory govt or Brexit. Wish we had known how much power we wielded all those years we got the govt we didn't vote for.

Wor lass was muttering about 'middle earth', 'Gandalf' and 'Bilbo Baggins' etc last night. I thought, 'she's Tolkien in her sleep again' and rolled back over.

Glad to see your time spent with Crawford and Hamish is paying off, KCG.

Having a hard time with the 18 year old and her getting a bit pissed off with her not being able see friends anymore but going to work just like her boyfriend does and like we all are. I'm not even sure the established relationship counts atm so we're only trying to put our foot down with meeting friends in bars/restaurants.

No, that would be silly.

Joselu > Joelinton > Riviere.

Hamish, are you doing the fringe at Edinburgh this year? I haven't heard you mentioning much about it lately? No, Crawford, I'm taking some time out this year. Tried a small routine on Kevin Carr's gloves and you could've heard a pin drop. Not even a titter. Thinking of getting into the English tapas scene with a friend who lives down south of the border, instead.

He had more hot spots against Burnley than his other games so he's now cush.

I spotted a headline by ex-Ronny journalist, Chris Waugh, raving about him after the Burnley game and almost rang his editor asking to check up on him and suggest a drugs test? That Wilson chance where he rounds the keeper, goes too wide then looks for a player while the keeper is stranded sums Joelinton up as he lackadaisically half jogs, stops, then too late makes a run and is intercepted when Wilson makes the pass. No urgency, no vision, no feint off the defender, fuck all. I don't hate the kid, he's just super average and even if he's not a striker, an attacking midfielder would've saw his chance and tried to take advantage. I honestly don't know what he's supposed to be in the side as the best game I've saw him play recently was Spurs away and that's only because he ran around a lot and tried to keep possession when we barely touched the ball.

But at least we'll have GOT BREXIT DONE in your lifetime and what an achievement in the life of the ordinary pleb. A bit like living your whole life watching one of those old cathedrals getting built centuries ago.

(Poor old fish).

Score draw now stocking this along with the bukta 78 home shirt if anyone's interested? (Tempted, very tempted).

Gemmill happily WFH with his cleaner back.....

Why not? They've equated everything else to it, particularly Brexit.

He was on EastEnders, Italian looking with a goatee.

Would loved to have seen Evra's face after the Man U game but missed it. Evra gurning after the match, Gary Neville bemoaning their players and I assume Carragher will be doing likewise for Liverpool? No ex-Spurs or Villa players to big up their clubs or is it a Man U/Liverpool post mortem? (I'm at graft so no idea?)

(like a privy door).

I'm a gentleman so I'll not answer that.