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Fuck me how did he miss that?!

I'd rather not take the chance!

Oh dear, it's going to be a long day for Lincoln I think.

Alan Parry commentating!!! Magedia!!! I bet he doesn't mention 48,000 screaming mackems like he does 50,000 screaming Jawdees. FTM.

Think they'll win today and it'll be an extra time/pens job. Obviously hope not!

Honestly, I fucking love them sometimes, the amount of times they've given you a good laugh. Nice one, nice one Sunderland.

Tyler in lack of self awareness mode just for a change. Aguero being polite no doubt but probably thinking 'wtf am I supposed to do with this?' Tyler's smug face by the way, as though he's handing over the Lindisfarne gospels, the Magna Carta or the Dead Sea Scrolls but, hang on......nah, it's just his notes on a Man City game where he thinks he's attained some kind of immortality. (btw, Mattaface is basically a young Tyler and that's not the compliment either would be nailed on to be assuming).

A quick piss take and you're almost forgetting about them already, other way around and it would be like VE day in 1945 in their town centre.

Elton John reckons sorry seems to be hardest word, Rayvin's like.....

one more for the road, take it away for all the MLF's out there..... 🎵 🎶

I'd fully expect calm heads on RTG about now.

Lincoln looked more than handy in their cup run a year of two ago, obviously the team will have changed a bit but if they've kept a bit of that spirit surely that'll be enough against those limp dicks?

I was going to buy some bitcoins with my bitquids, I had eleventy bitquids worth £200,000 which I originally bought with an absent thought in my mind free of charge. Was going to just pay 50 Meths for one bitcoin so would only need to break into one bitquid as I thought shrapnel wouldn't be missed if the bitcoin kept falling on the market.

Richard Keys, man. What a fucking knacka.

Is it weird you're after?

I'd say the mackem just shades it on this one. Tragic league division one: MLF Jake 2-1 Rich Energy Walter Mitty MotM Jake wins a case of rich energy. The loser get two cases.

I worked with a literal half wit who said Asamoah Gyan was better than Demba Ba. You can't argue with that level of stupid. One ended up at the CL champions Chelsea and the other at some club in Abu Dhabi.

He's shit isn't he? When BskyB were recruiting and ended up with Tyler and Keys I'm not saying they were struggling to get the best talent but Keys did the sports bit after the news on TV am struggling to take his eyes off Ulrika Jonnson and Tyler was a decidedly average commentator on ITV. Keys would have you think he was innovative and blah blah blah but he was obviously all they could get, ditto Tyler.

Apparently some of them have tried to start a 'debate' claiming Sessegnon was better than ASM because.....well...... I've no idea why? (Now I'm not saying they are wrong but I don't think ASM will get sold to.......checks notes....... West Bromwich Albion).

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I'm not a football hooligan at all but one of their lot was saved from a sore jaw by the fact a bairn was very close by. Absolute epitome of the classic cockney wanker and caked his pants when pulled up. Most gutted I've been coming out of a match is between this and the 1990 play off.