Howmanheyman

They reckon the MD of Papa John's is doing his nut and considering legal action against both players and Sunderland AFC.

BBC news Dept: Manager: "Who did the Domino's employment story?" Employee: "Me." Manager: "Great! I've had a football agent on, two of those Domino's workers were actually Sunderland football players. He says we have to pay them image rights!" Employee: "Shit! How much?" Manager: "He says 35p for each player everytime we use the image or we can buy an unlimited bundle for them both for £4.99!" Employee: "What are you going to do?" Manager: "I've got accounts to transfer him 70p."

Now be honest.....Who would know?

Apartheid? 🎶 Free-eeee! Anti-vac Knacka! 🎵

If I was a dab hand at Photoshop or whatever I'd be superimposing leadbitter's head, (once I'd googled who he is, naturally), on a Naples mural of Maradona. But I'm not a dab hand at Photoshop so I won't.

Who? I've vaguely heard of the name but he could walk past me in the street and I'd be no wiser. I'm guessing if a NUFC player walked past one of their MLF'S he'd either get abused or they'd try to strike up a conversation where the massive lads fan's* take on it would be the player greatly respects Sunderland and deep down knows their fans are better or something but can't say too much in case it upsets people drinking gravy or punching horses or something to that effect? *Sometimes writing it out and saying massive lads fan is funnier than the shortened abbreviation. Imagine if supporters elsewhere were aware of it? Proper wtf moment I'd assume?)

Blaking noos: Number one son of late honourable father, Fuck Dat Shi, to buy league one team Sunderland, Wa Dis Shi expressing early buyers remorse. More as it forrows.

Hoo Fuk He is just about every player they have.

Sac Kim Noo, the Korean manager being heavily linked to the Wearside job.

Win Wan Soon and his cousin, Sta-In-Doon.

They've ran out of money so they'll give their current manager a pair of false glasses and a fake moustache from eBay for the new manager bounce next season.

Purely a coincidence I'm sure but they've had a few similar coincidences in the past.

I've never for second thought anyone would ever get an appropriate sentence for this unless they were already dead. These things only get looked at twenty to thirty years later after for a reason.

+1

Embarrassing behaviour from semi-celebrity pundit Alex Bruce. (Him, Stephen Warnock and Neil Mellor must have the same agent and I hope he gets a fucking good cut from those three as I still don't believe how they've had so much TV/radio work based on their careers).

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Those mackems giving their manager stick...... Mags. Of course they're mags. 'We are not Newcastle. We do not behave like scum'

The 1990 play off loss to them hurt, no two ways but the events that it lead to was a very satisfying karma which may never have came about had we got promoted, it could've been more of the same low level ambition from the Mckeag boardroom and an eventual relegation. No Hall, no Fletcher and most importantly no Keegan. It lead to multi derby victories, title challenges, cup finals and European games which must've killed them to watch. Fast forward to the dark days of a lopsided squad who couldn't overcome the many shit Sunderland sides who clung onto PL survival by overstretching themselves for a few years and having the derby new manager bounce and getting their precious six in a row. It was shit and they had their night where we were relegated but again, with the same karma and hindsight that 1990 brought, this was our unplanned part in their club's utter devastation. Their absolute need to beat the Mags then stay up, (in that fucking order btw ) has completely crippled them. No derby the year after we went down and no money to spend killed them, ditto going down penniless and somehow managing to get relegated again! They are fucked, no two ways about it and as ever, the Mag paranoia that swirls around in their collective fanbase has played, in my humble opinion, a massive, massive part. Missed the second half as I was at a garden party where much hilarity ensued at their expense and then about an hour or so later they were forgotten about totally. They're going to have to get used to being forgotten about because if we, their nearest and dearest can and will dismiss them, what do they think the rest of the country will do? Glorious ending to the Sunderland story and much deserved. FTM lads.

Oh dear.

Just hearing Lincoln have scored and the lad did a shearer celebration?

Well I'm getting ready to go out, I'll not be holding any hope of this going the right way now.

I wonder if that mouth breather will be making another YouTube song up about him?