Howmanheyman

Another NUFC Twitter sensation but this time Josh_Toon94 mightn't like that particular tweet.

They're not confined to the construction industry, mind.

That little cunt, Francoís, seems to have been isolating for ages?

I only ever listen to an occasional one if they have an ex-player on I think might be good crack and even then you have to grit your teeth at the fans running it repeating shit like, 'good stuff' after every anecdote and not delving into answers properly. Whilst you mention the athletic, I subscribed for a year on a cheap deal but don't often read it but I've noticed Caulkin and Waugh have a bad habit of interviewing fans as well as ex-players and it's always the same fucking fans, no harm to them, some of whom would've been bairns in some of the topics they talk about and who's knowledge/experience might not be all that but they're NUFC-twitter famous so that's all cush then.

Put it down to experience, watch a bit of Frankie Vaughan, try and forget about it and move on. Anyway, that's enough about MF. Quiff, sounds like you've had a lucky escape and at least you got your leg over so it wasn't totally a waste of time.

Ray Clemence has died. RIP.

Each can has a code on the back where you can redeem it for a share in the club. AH now owns 24% of Sunderland AFC. Another crate and a packet of wolf jerky and he becomes the majority shareholder.

Shouldn't laugh at someone's misfortunes who may or may not be having a mental breakdown but.....

Imagine you're in a bar, you join a little group who are talking about NUFC. You listen for a couple of minutes but they're not singing off the same hymn sheet as yourself, you move on to another, ditto. Finally you pass a group who seem to know the crack a bit and after a couple of minutes of their chatting you go to join in but you're not allowed to speak. You just have to sit there and listen to them. That's your NUFC podcasts.

Podcasts, eh? I'll be sure to give them a listen as I think they're the future.

It's as old as the hills, that one!

A pint of Peroni, cheers! (Impossible to say but loads stand out, obviously the first, 0-4 Goodison. Baseball 4-1 defeat then the victory a few months later. Peterborough, Grimsby, Highbury, Upton park, Ayresome park, Burnden, Roker..... basically the old grounds. Europe came at the wrong time for me, personally).

Did he ask his dad for a cowboy outfit for his birthday, like?

Sunderland AFC, now that irrelevant that this thread is basically about a knacker pretending to buy them, (who even they have seen through immediately), rather than the club themselves.

This red wall thing, pretty fucking sure swathes of Yorkshire and lancs have been Tory on a fairly regular on/off basis. Obviously a couple of standout results came in at Blyth and Sedgefield which was shocking but by and large it's the usual suspects throughout England who are thicker than a castle door, racist and believe any old shit if one of their 'betters' from Eton tell them the score via the usual channels. Honestly, you could be on holiday and pick them out with a probable very high percentage of correct guesses, especially when there's an international football tournament on. Red wall? Pffft. Don't lump the M62 area in with me. (Hoping the gullible cunts in Blyth etc switch straight back and think they will in all honesty).

🎵 I have a dream!! If dreams come true.... Etc. 🎶

"....and here's me article ah wrote about 'The man who came from the pit village but became a world cup hero.....for two nations and was black & white all over but a Leeds legend in his time at the West Yorkshire club.' Jack? Jack? Are you alreet, wor kid? Is me prose a bit too high brow for you, like?"

Sorry I was late to reply, was arranging a podcast where I mention a hotel that gave me a drink in a thimble sized glass. That'll teach 'em.

The fuck?

It was pre-covid so no surprises now.

So far, it's half my shift who have it or isolating. Sat with a lad on my breaks yesterday and he started to have symptoms by the end of it. He's off today to get a test.

I love that Steve Wraith had something to do with him earlier on.

Dropping like flies at my place. Either got it or isolating. We've got to wear masks, try and keep our distance, (impossible) and wash our hands regularly as well a few other measures in place. Anyway, bottom line......carry on regardless.