Howmanheyman

Class.

Oh Gemmill, man.

"Over a decade on the United beat as me old mentor, Olly called it, trinity mirror group regional sports journalist of the year, spots on talksport, verbal jewelling with the man who would be king, Pards but nar, can't be dicing with journalistic death with the punters champion, can't risk trying to better the man they all ring for gold plated NUFC stories and ex-player anekdowt, anniken, err, old tales, nar, takes the easy option with a glorified YouTube promoter and actor fucking Wraith!!! At least when ah talk to ex-players it's purely for me puntas who queue up on a teatime for their NUFC fix in the flagship paper of Thomson House rather than massaging a goatee bearded ego. Fuck them, ah've Got Steve Watson on the blower tonight talking about THAT somersault throw in at ayresome park which is EXACTLY what my loyal readers want to read whilst a split arse ah've never heard of can only interview the Ring-piece Wraith! Lol. Laters."

There's a resemblance no doubt and not just the accent. (Vicky obviously not the current Mrs PL these days).

Just you and UM. Enjoy your pint in the Labour club!

Are you not entertained?

Aye it was definitely him, like.

I can't get over the fact that if you're ever going to wear your club's shirt then a cup final day would be that day but Lee got up and thought 'I'll wear me England top.'

Hark at lah di dah Howay thinking he's so much better than the poor mackems just because he can use his nostrils to breathe.

Daughter's boyfriend has it, 19, unvaccinated. Luckily she doesn't and has had both jabs otherwise I'd be isolating myself as I'd given her a lift on the Friday. A fair few of their friends have had it, definitely that age group and above who are probably spreading it the most imo.

"Listen Paddy, when yi come at the Knight, you better make sure your facts are right! Miss Stella feeling the Knight's tight grip on her as per fucking usual. Ryder and fucking out!"

Seen this before, no wonder the Knight is chucking beer around watching England, he even wore his England shirt at a Newcastle United cup final!

I was going to put a Roma/Lazio v Sunderland game on here, but, y'knaa.....

The mackem in Milan quip clearly producing the Fewm on Wearside it seems even after all these years?

Drew 2-2 with Spennymoor, post about Geordies in Rome. Even desperate Dan wasn't as desperate as these nuggets.

I used to work with a lad who was a fan of Spenny. He'll be gutted they were held to a draw, they'll be gutted as Spennymoor play in black and white stripes, black shorts, black socks. 7 in a rewa....... cancelled. 😁

Forgot to mention, his dad was a Geordie.

That's a great read. 😁

The oil company's latest theory is a shark swimming by was careless with his tab and flicked it near the cracked pipe.

10 days isolation with Howlongama Gannibyov.

Tikili Chestikov? Anyone know what position he plays?