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I stood up in the house and gave Steve a minutes applause when he changed personnel as we were looking second best at home to West Brom. Proper out of the box coaching and you love to see it. Anyway, fucking superb goal, love seeing a header fly in off the bar. 👌

Fucking asleep, the kid.

Well worked goal. 👌

No. (Only time I've spoken to Scud he seems a canny enough bloke tbh, despite the daft wig).

Aye, the BBC news are fucking great at looking at other countries problems in a critical way at times but then it goes all North Korea at the ruling government here in comparison.

What about white upper class or white working class?

They're the Man U of the 3rd division, everyone's cup final so it would be rude to abandon their new mates down there. It's the kind of selfless act a classy club would do unlike the universally disliked Mag rabble up the road. FTM.

Perez was a big fan of wooden forks you get from a chippy. Him and his kid thought they were dead funny.

He'd do a good job pairing with Wilson but might struggle if Rafa wasn't on the case.

Worked with a lad, die hard Sunderland fan, would be in and out on a match day, (think him and his mates were from around Leam Lane iirc?) Used to call them thick mackem bastards etc.

I know I had a pair. 👍

The bloke who makes up his own chants in his mother's house is pretty harmless really. Gormless, but harmless. This cunt comes across the worst of them all, an absolute travesty of a man. If he was the top sperm cell in his father's knackers then I can only shudder imagining what the rest would've turned out like? His mam definitely should've chucked the foetus and raised the afterbirth instead.

Steven does realise that East End bad boy, 'Nasty Nick' was just a character in a soap, doesn't he? (Going to be a long interview when the penny drops).

Just.......why?

I had a pet duck who wasn't bad at the old soul singing due to a freak accident when he survived forty seconds inside a microwave oven. I called him Bill Withers.* * Now THAT'S what you call desperate.

Had one of those unfortunate pube hairstyles.

Was it high tec? I'm at graft so must've missed it? (Not that I follow him).

'off-west end musical'

'Fund raiser' Bob Geldof "Is it forgetting about moi musical career now, is it?!"

I'm amazed he was still alive tbh. Not amazed anymore. RIP.

'Top Quizzer' Judith Keppel. 'Panto star' Biggins. 'Scottish singer' Lulu. Is this from the Viz?

It's got Maureen Lipman in there described as 'actor'. Shouldn't it be 'ex-actor' as the last thing I remember her appearing in* was those 'Ology' adverts for BT (?) around the late 80's? * Apart from the part she played in the removal of Jeremy Corbyn.

FFS, What's so desperate about it? It's just a daft, harmless joke. I also didn't steal anything, hence me putting his name to it. (Can't argue about the desperate times bit).