Howmanheyman

"And today, Gemmill, that very same bouncer who came running in because he was a soft cunt. You knew him then only as Steven......" "But now I am known as just 'That cunt Wraith!" "Yes, the very same bouncer and self promoter extraordinary....... It's Steve Wraith!"

Fuckin hard barman, or SO-CALLED FUCKIN HARD BARMAN. Shitein it.

Possibly 94 at the latest. We never got into a fight coming out of there which I put down to either a miracle or more likely there was too many of us. Always looked dodgy as fuck with a East end/West end/ any fucker else wariness of other groups. (Can't say I'd love to go back although I'd be lying if I said I didn't have the odd good night in there. You want a medal the size of a frying pan working in there).

So you enjoyed it after all?

Same one, different name. (This clown went to both incarnations on occasions with mates who were even bigger clowns).

Gemmill still haunted by working for a while in tux2.

I think the vast majority realise he's a fucking pudding but I'm going to be honest, he's surprised me just how much shit he talks and at times he might as well have a shovel in his hand and shoving his weight on it the amount of digging he does on that hole of his. Never a month goes by in the season where he doesn't belittle the club even when he thinks he's doing it tactfully. Fucking dream manager for Ashley and his minion.

"You might very well think that but I couldn't possibly comment."

He's a bad enough appointment as manager as it is without opening his gob and confirming it further.

No, buddy, he picked it up in 'Nam! Birmingham. Got pinned down in a fight with Charlie. Charlie Kennedoi.

Around the same time he got a bad head wound in 'Nam. (He tripped over a kerb on his way to Villa Park).

"BUJ7, injured or 'injured'.....and another thing, did you see the coward mackem? Probably the grandson of the cunt I gave a haymaker to on the fulwell end in may, 1970, but would you have it?!? Cowards!!! Nail some sense into 'em!"

Reminds me of the hungry fuckers who get a tattoo of their team as champions when they haven't yet won it or a player who then moves to another club and end up in the newspaper in days gone by or all over social media now. Divvies with an unhealthy smattering of attention deficiency in most cases I'd guess?

Possibly but some fans out there are all about the numbers, (not numbers on the back of a shirt, numbers of likes and RTs whether it makes them look a tit or not!)

He'll have done it for the photo op.

FAO the fish.......

I honestly seen someone mention they'd be happy with what we've got plus the new lads. Have we signed any 1st team squad players, Other than renewing contracts? (Charnley's fave bit of business).

Wilson to wear the number 9, Joelinton taking the number 7. (He's nee Keegan or Rob Lee either!)

Never heard of her!

FYP.

Never had it in the first place.

(Searches for Jayna Oso at end of post.....)

"Ok guys, last thing on the agenda.....'Newcastle Natter' or 'NUFC Patter'?" "Well any self respecting Geordie would probably go for 'patter' over 'natter' I'd argue?" Great! So we're agreed then? 'Newcastle Natter' it is!"