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Correct, both my kids have indeed had anal prolapses which was a bit disappointing for them considering the young age of them. Next guess.

Ok, here's a little puzzle I may not have totally right so bear with me. Sometime in April next year something will happen to me. (If I'm still around). It's already happened to my missus on boxing day in 2021. If it hasn't happened to you yet then it'll probably happen sometime before 2040ish I'd guess? I'd guess for the vast majority on here it's already happened with their kids. It probably won't happen for your parents. Any ideas?

Happy new year, gents. 👍

Maybe Carragher should've tried to auction him off after our match last night instead of Isak?

Apparently one of the songs our fans sung last night to the Man U fans was, (to the tune of 'Pavel is a Geordie/let's go fucking mental etc' was 'Say hello to Sunderland'....

Schar is going to be a miss if Krafth isn't yet fit and Sven isn't up to speed yet, unlike LTA, I just don't fancy Kelly from the limited views I've seen of him, could be a knee jerk reaction and I obviously hope I'm wrong about him. Having said all that, top 6 sides need to be dispatching the dross in the bottom half like these and Man United so hopefully we take advantage if they're worse off than us with injuries and suspensions.

Trying to find some proper media coverage of our game last night but all I can find are sad face emojis for the Manchester reds by the sports media, it looks like they went out last night and beat themselves scoring two OGs because it seems we don't seem to exist? As for the fans and the talk sport goons, it appears any PSR issues getting rid of waaaaaay overpriced shit they have is perfectly fine to just sell to 'Saudi' because that's ok for the likes of the Manchester reds and the Liverpool reds apparently?

The sky sports antidote.... Fucking mexican TV showing them how to do it.

'It was a grim watch' Wouldn't have said that if they'd twatted us. Fucking disgraceful as per usual.

Happy to help their over due record. Paging lineker and motd, repeat, paging lineker and motd. Because they want him sold and they're doing their best to showcase him.

Amazing half hour, really, really need to be more clinical but need to wise up a bit, last thing we need is them getting one back then getting the crowd going and us sitting back, their first half overall performance doesn't deserve that outcome so fucking sort it and walk off having humiliated them.

No, Barthez and the current referee boss. Used to give them everything and managed to do a disproportionate amount of their games. Howard Webb. 👍

Don't forget the french keeper sweeping Shearer's legs away from him near the end of a 0-0 and the baldy cunt ref who's name escapes me who was Ferguson's 12th man not giving the pen.

MNF talking with Neville and Carragher for 15 mins about Man United then go to a break so Neville can sort out an interview with Amorim and after the break they're going to talk about Liverpool. Fair play how they manage to keep a straight face.

Is this a reading your heart rate and an ECG or something?

I'd twat Keane, fart in Neville's general direction and ask Ferdinand and Owen a moderately tricky question and watch their brains implode like that mini sub looking for the titanic.

Keane's good for a little chuckle when the dummy comes out when they lose but purely for his attitude on us I can't abide the arrogant cunt. No doubt his sendings off plus his stint at the mackems have helped his attitude.

Sky advert just now, 'Can Amorim turn it around at Manchester United take on Newcastle?' Why isn't it, 'Can Eddie Howe close the gap on the top four?'

Let's hope we're clued up off the pitch as well as on it and the players interviewed aren't lead into saying how much they dislike Man United just to give the goons in the studio all the ammo they need so they can smirk when they put the upstarts in their place. I'm still foaming how they stitched up Dan Burn last season who didn't see it coming but think about it this way, would they do something similar with one of their lot? Would they do it with one of the players at Liverpool? Would Carragher ask Van Dijk to do a dance for him? I hope we fucking smash them and burn tells Keane to fucking swivel.

Exhibit A on TNT highlights show of AC Milan v AS Roma at the San Siro....

Sky pundit line up for tonight.

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In case you hadn't guessed, I've no idea what or who Mr Beast is apart from certain individuals I've met through the years who meet the description.

Zoidberg:

I saw a YouTube video from one of their non-manc fans and to be fair the lad, he didn't seem a bullshitter, gave us the respect of calling us by our actual fucking name and reeled off the reasons why he thinks they've zero chance of getting a result which we all acknowledge ourselves but are too scarred by defeats here in the past and too superstitious to openly go for it. Head says we beat these but we also know they'll be under big pressure themselves for a result. If we get the first goal they could well collapse like a pack of cards, (Joe Harvey ©) we twat them and it's a case of what were you worried about or it's not as simple as that which life seldom is. Let's just hope we get the first fucking goal.