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"Hey, Kieran!" "What?" "Do you want the good news or the bad news?" "Go on then, give me the bad news first." "You've lost the captain's armband and Tino is starting against Southampton and Bournemouth." "Not too happy about that to be quite fucking honest with you." "Ok, now give me the good news!" "You're team mate and fellow RB Tino has been called up for England! Fantastic news, eh?" "Fucks sake."

Wow, that's strange because we have a thread with hundreds of examples of them not being very humble and even more examples of them being thicker than a castle door.

He's a fucking duck egg tbh. (A smoggy duck egg).

It's just foreigners talking shite, unfortunately.

Was going to share a tweet from sky where they're talking about McTomminay getting mobbed at Naples airport but the pictures they showed only had him being mobbed by officials keeping him safe from the fans but I didn't notice many fans at all. I was going to have another look to double check but couldn't as it was deleted by them.

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It stinks. If it's a true one off make the cunts play away. How many advantages do they need?

Why do they look like they're featuring in a Ronny Gill story such as 'The council have taken away a trampoline the bairns used to use and now they're crying and upset' and they've been told to use the Ronny Gill sad face look by the photographer?

I see the mourning period for his lass didn't last long?

She'd have been laughed off the lino if she turned up in my old street in Walker, mid 80s, pulling those moves. #TheStreetsDontForget

If they're going to get the not playing each other part in the next round they should be away as an absolute minimum. Thin end of the wedge, this.

I did bring this up a few days ago but nobody seemed to give a fuck. I'd have genuinely said to the the teams in affected it's Europe or the league cup OR it's your problem, you won't play another European club which is a benefit to you but your cup draw will be away. Your choice.

Half an hour for his dinner.

It was 'you chook bastard' unless I'm mistaken?

Rumour has it that a mistake was made and that the baby was thrown in the bin whilst the afterbirth was kept and raised instead.

Oh dear. Never easy is it? Isak should be rested for this but our second striker is always injured. Not so much for tonight but thinking of the weekend.

I fucking hope you're wearing a black armband for this game, mind.

A free kick to us that Alan Smith wasn't convinced about? I'm staggered here, mind.

I'm on my fifth can now and struggling not to laugh every time I see a funnoi post on here or hear Alan smith cum out with one of his styowpid comments.

He's a living, breathing sleeping tablet that fucking boring brummoi bastard.

Poor CT's wife knew she'd dropped a bollock the first time she met her MiL. The MiL told her CT's middle name was actually Wednesday. When asked why she chose that name, CTs mam said she was shown CT for the first time by the midwife, she took her first look at him and all present agreed to call it a day.

I saw Hendrick at Sainsbury's once with, I presume, his Mam. I'm not a massive bloke at all but I could easily have picked him up with just my left hand and threw him into the tins of beans like Darth Vader no problem whatsoever, he was so small and gaunt. Also, he was dressed like a harry bamp. If I was one of many sershul media NUFC whores I'd have got a selfie so could've shown you but I'm not and I didn't so tough titties.

The art of putting someone off the deal.

IF it was close it's a strange move as this happens all the time. Of course he's their player and they can do whatever they like. I have a feeling he'll still be their player after the deadline and maybe it isn't as close as some were suggesting?